Sometimes the TV doesn't make any sense.

Some of the things you see on TV are completely nonsensical. For example, the other day I saw a commercial for the show Enterprise where they said, “Has earth been visited by alien beans?”

What the hell? Of course it hasn’t - they’re just beans, for god’s sake, they can’t “visit” anything. Why, the very idea is absurd! I’m not sure there is even such a thing as alien beans. I know I’ve never seen any in the supermarkets. It’s insulting to the intelligence, really it is. :mad:

You have got to stop listening to “Emily Latella”

Beings.
Just doing my part

Sometimes the TV doesn’t make any sense. When does it ever make sense? I’ve yet to see a woman shampooing in an elevator whilst in the throes of orgasm (though, now that I think about it, I’d pay to see it).

The last thing on the tube that made me crook my head was a Christmas-y commercial featuring Stevie Wonder and Brandy, or perhaps Alia, or maybe one of the gals from Destiny’s Child, or perhaps she was from TLC – regardless, the commercials ends up with Christmas hijinx on the roof of a tall building.

Stevie Wonder… Tall building… Roof.

Director: “Okay scene ready. Sound? Lights!! Umm… Anybody seen Stevie?”

I dont get those classic Ballys Fitness Center Christmas comericals…Do people want to get a big butt or thighs? I mean those people seem so excited to get them…and how do they come in a box? I’m confused…