Some of the things you see on TV are completely nonsensical. For example, the other day I saw a commercial for the show Enterprise where they said, “Has earth been visited by alien beans?”
What the hell? Of course it hasn’t - they’re just beans, for god’s sake, they can’t “visit” anything. Why, the very idea is absurd! I’m not sure there is even such a thing as alien beans. I know I’ve never seen any in the supermarkets. It’s insulting to the intelligence, really it is. :mad:
Sometimes the TV doesn’t make any sense. When does it ever make sense? I’ve yet to see a woman shampooing in an elevator whilst in the throes of orgasm (though, now that I think about it, I’d pay to see it).
The last thing on the tube that made me crook my head was a Christmas-y commercial featuring Stevie Wonder and Brandy, or perhaps Alia, or maybe one of the gals from Destiny’s Child, or perhaps she was from TLC – regardless, the commercials ends up with Christmas hijinx on the roof of a tall building.
Stevie Wonder… Tall building… Roof.
Director: “Okay scene ready. Sound? Lights!! Umm… Anybody seen Stevie?”
I dont get those classic Ballys Fitness Center Christmas comericals…Do people want to get a big butt or thighs? I mean those people seem so excited to get them…and how do they come in a box? I’m confused…