Thanks, I love you for it. Sometimes you make me laugh too.
Well fuck you too!
Oh, and have you heard the about Bin Laden and pantyhose?
Why, uh, no, I haven’t heard about Bin Laden and pantyhose.
er, wh- what about it?
Oh yeah, and EAT ME!! 
What do ya mean, funny? Let us understand this cause, I don’t know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but we’re funny how? I mean, funny like I’m a clown, we amuse you? we make you laugh… We’re here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How are we funny?
What do Bin Laden and pantyhose have in common?
They both irritate bush and run.
BTW, why the fuck are you still here? Piece of shit.
I never said “funny”.
Alright Damn it! I’m gonna repeat that joke. Damn it!
You’d better not.
Personally, I think you’d fold under questioning.
I wouldn’t fold with a pair o’ 2’s.
C’mon, everybody knows you can’t fold anything cool lookin’ unless the paper’s square!
(What? It’s been a long day at work)