I’d buy that for a dollar!
And now for something completely different.
It’s the horse of a different color!
Mrs. Robinson, if you don’t mind my saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange.
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me.
Blow.
Okay, let me tell you what Like a Virgin’s about. It’s all about this cooze who’s a regular fuck machine, I’m talking morning, day, night, afternoon…dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy.
It’s divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don’t take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won’t come back!
Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.
I say we work up a “Number 6” on 'em.
Number 1, I don’t remember how often I used to jerk off, but it was a lot.
Number 2, I wasn’t pissed off at my dad, even when I was old enough to know what he and mom were doing in the bedroom.
Number 3, I don’t look in the toilet before I flush it.
Number 4, I haven’t wet my bed for a long time.
Number five, why don’t the two of you go fuck yourselves; I’m outta here.
Now listen, there’s a thousand things that have to happen in order. We are on number eight. You’re talking about number six hundred and ninety-two.
[sup]Name this movie for 100 “knows-their-shit” points[/sup]
Doin’ stuff is over rated…Like Hitler, he did alot, but don’t we all wish he would just stayed home and gotten stoned?
[sub]Hint quote: Why is it that the good old fashioned American slacker gets no respect for his detachment but the Buddhist monk does?
We called him Mother Superior on account of his long habit.
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like…
Hooooly Shit!
[sub]I thought you said there were blanks in that gun?[/sub]
Hooooly Shit!
Kyle, all those times I said you were a dumb, stupid Jew, well, I was wrong, you’re not a Jew.
You despise me, don’t you, Rick?
You have nothing to contribute to this, so stay the fuck out!
Just for that, you’re not in the gang anymore.
As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to be a gangster.