Be afraid. Be very afraid.
The Force is strong with this one.
ONE! singular sensation…
If a woman sleeps alone, it puts a shame on all men
How can you say that? Whose idea was it? I said that you, I and that girl from your acting class should sleep together in a threesome.
Between the three of us, we practically Jesus. Which reminds me, who’s going to bartend tonight?
The only time I can count as a threesome is when I use two hands.
(“We” = “We’re.”)
What does three up and three down mean to you, airman?
One, two, five…
Three, sir
…three.
We’ve got company.
Police?
How many?
Uh, all of them…
Hey, don’t bother calling the police. I’m here already.
The United States Government just asked us to save the world. Anyone wanna say no?
“I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do…”
What’s the matter with you? You look like you just saw a ghost!
I see dead people.
Please, they’re dead. It’s a little late to be neurotic.
Button that shirt, straighten that cap, and GODDAMMIT! TUCK IN THOSE PAJAMAS!!
You all take a good look at this lump of shit, remember what it looks like. You fuck up in a firefight and I goddamned guarantee you a trip out of the bush - in a body bag!
You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?