Many, many, many Foetus songs, but favourite would be Incesticide:
It’s past your bedtime, getting late
Don’t want you turning into gatorbait
All I want for Christmas is a chicken delight
And a tasty little morsel to hold on tight
I like to swing and I like to slide
And I carry a can of incesticide
Y’know my son you’re just my type
Gotta pick that fruit before it’s ripe
No Daddy no! No Daddy no no no!!!
You really think so? I’ve never heard the song, but I looked up the lyrics, and it looks like they’re just guard dogs. I don’t see any hint of bestiality.
As to the OP, I’d nominate “Imaginary Lovers” by the Atlanta Rhythm Section (a kinda creepy ode to masturbation) and “I’m On Fire” by Bruce Springsteen:
Hey little girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go away and leave you all alone?
I got a bad desire
Ooooh ooooh I’m on fire…
Wow, a lot of simul-posts in this thread!
The Beatles - Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
I’m Walking Behind You, sung by Sinatra a long, long time ago:
I’m walking behind you - on your wedding day
And I’ll hear you promise - to love and obey
Though you may forget me - you’re still on my mind
Look over your shoulder - I’m walking behind
Maybe I’ll kiss again - with a love that’s new
But I shall wish again - I was kissing you
'Cause I’ll always love you - where ever you go
And though we are parted - I want you to know
That if things go wrong dear - and fate is unkind
Look over your shoulder - I’m walking behind
Yes, I’m a creepy stalker who doesn’t take no for an answer. But I sing well!
Roddy
Oh, and “Mama” by Genesis, which I sometimes think might have been written by Norman Bates at his most Oedipal:
I can’t see you, mama
But I can hardly wait
To touch and to feel you, mama
Oh, I just can’t keep away…
So say you’ll help me, mama
‘Cause it’s gettin’ so hard…
Also Weird Al Yankovic (e.g. “Melanie”).
Pretty sure. Weird, though, I just googled the lyrics as a sanity check, and the first hit had lopped off the end of the song. Maybe your site did the same. Anyway, see here for the full icky goodness. Such gems as “the fire glints in his [the dog’s] eyes…he has been my only husband / am I a widow, or his wife” and “the bastard of a mating / of a woman and a dog” could be metaphorical, but I’m guessing not.
Guster has a couple. Airport Song and Barrel of a Gun come immediately to mind.
Airport Song-
I’m here seeking only what i need
In your mind is where ill plant my seed
It’s for sure
Let me keep you in this place
You’ll be better off this way
I will keep you warm and safe
You’ll be better off this way
You learn to love the price you pay
Trust me dear you’re better off this way
Barrel of a Gun -
Lie back and fast asleep, if you could see what I could see
Drip drop a lovely dream
God damn you movie star, can’t you just play a minute more
We’d be the best of friends, you could stay here forever
Four, three, two, one
When at the barrel of a gun
Keep my head way down.
Stay out I’ll stay in.
Half dead, half numb
She’s enough to make me warm
It’s all so safe and sound.
Stop Stop Stop- The Hollies
Psycho- Elvis Costello (a cover, original by Leon Payne)
– “Captain Howdy” by Twisted Sister is about a child molester.
– How about “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell?
– The “narrator” of Benny Mardones’ “Into the Night” is pretty pervy (at best) by today’s standards:
*She’s just 16 years old/
“Leave her alone”/
They say
We’re just separated by fools/
Who don’t know what love is yet*
“Less Than Zero” by Elvis Costello
“Possession” by Sarah McLaughlin (another song about a stalker)
Which reminds me of “Psycho Killer” by the Talking Heads.
Yet another one – “Lunatic Fringe” by Red Rider.
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Also, ISTM that much of Pink Floyd’s The Wall is about a pretty creepy and weird dude.
A bunch of Randy Newman songs. How about “Suzanne”:
*Suzanne, you won’t know it but I’ll be behind you
Don’t try and run away from me, little girl
Wherever you go I’ll find you *
And “Naked Man,” about a nude mugger, who claims mid-mug: “They found out about my sister, kicked me out of the Navy, they would have strung me up if they could.”
Isn’t REM’s “What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?” directly about the guy that (reputedly?) assaulted Dan Rather?
“I’m Your Boyfriend Now” by They Might Be Giants.
I read your book, and then it took
a year to find your house.
I was nervous at first, and then it got worse
and there was no turning round.
If you don’t know by now, just look – I’m
right outside! You’ve
got to admit that I’m your boyfriend now!
There’s always Vehicle by the Ides of March.
Hey well
I’m a friendly stranger in a black sedan
Won’t you hop inside my car.
I got pictures, got candy
I’m a loveable man
And I can take you to the nearest star.
It always made me feel kinda creepy when my son’s high school marching band played it at halftime during the football games.
Mr. Rockefeller, as sung by Bette Midler.
" . . . (spoken) “Hi, operator.”
“May I help you?”
“Yeah, it’s me again. Did you get him on the line yet? . . .
Oh, this is awful. I’ve been trying to get him all day. . . .
No, it’s okay. I’ll wait.”
(sung) Mr. Rockefeller, how are you?
Mr. Rockefeller, having fun?
Mr. Rockefeller I could use a few
if you’d like to send a few down my way.
Mr. Rockefeller, I get my magazines,
I see you on the TV too, yeah.
Mr. Rockefeller, they tell me, they tell me all about it,
but they don’t tell me how are you . . . "