Look at all my trials and tribulations
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine.
What’s that in the bread?
It’s gone to my head.
Till this evening is this morning life is fine.
Also King Herod’s Song
Prove to me that you’re divine.
Change this water into wine.
Feed my household with this bread.
You can do it on your head.
There was a stop action short shown on The Electric Company that showed pieces of food marching around while a stentorial voice sang to subtitles to the tune of Pomp and Circumstance:
*Peanut butter and jelly
Milk, country eggs
Pears, pickles, and ketchup.
Cheese, chicken legs…
Apple cider and doughnuts,
Bread, whole wheat and rye.
Fresh creamery butter,
And blueberry pie…(bom, bom, bom…)
Fresh creamery butter,
AND BLUEBERRY PIIIIEEEE!!!*
It was only shown a couple of times, but my best friend and I had it memorized. We used to sing it loud while waiting for buses.
Later on, we made up a swear word parody…of that parody, I guess.