I’ve posted this here before. Un-googleable things. - #5 by Lucas_Jackson
I never found it. I found a Reddit thread and others back in 2019 that were looking for it too but it has literally just vanished.
The point of the song was she was leaving him because he never listened to her. He was telling us, the listener, about her leaving and what she was saying as she walked out the door, but because he really didn’t listen to her he just paraphased it, ““Blah blah blah something something something, I don’t even care anymore…”
Upbeat, humorous country song. When it came on, I used to drive down the street singing at the top of my lungs.
The single greatest mystery of my life.