Oh, just thought about a rather modern cringeworthy song I still often hear on the radio that always gives me the creeps, “You And Me (In My Pocket)” by Millow. It’s a totally weird song about strange obsessions disguised as catchy pop song, with lines like:
I wish you were a little slower
Not just slow, but paralyzed
Then I could plug you into a socket
So you could never run away
I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small, but really, really short
So I could put you in my pocket
And carry you around all day
