Did you miss that part of the 60s where people were encouraged to make sure that the folks they were making out with washed their hands before starting such sessions?
I don’t agree that this song is cringy. The victim is avenged, and the Bad Guy gets a taste of his own medicine. Thirty years on, we’re not supposed to laugh at Bad Guys who have happen to them what they did to others, but there you are.
The other day I was listening to Van Morrison’s “Into the Mystic,” in which the first line of the chorus is “I want to rock your gypsy soul.” In the song, of course, “gypsy” implies something like “wild and vagabond,” and it’s beautiful … but also a little cringey, since it’s no longer cool to refer to the Romani people as “Gypsies” and the word has become something of a slur.
Of course, Van himself has become a little cringey these days.
It’s got such happy sounding keyboards and synthesizers fluttering all over the place, framing these cringe-o-matic lyrics:
Why must you be such an angry young man When your future looks quite bright to me How can there be such a sinister plan That could hide such a lamb, such a caring young man
Rhapsody in the Rain got pulled from the radio because of lyric content, but it, like a lot of Lou Christie’s other songs, basically followed the theme of an adolescent boy whining in self-pity because he’s been dumped by a girl. Rhapsody gets an extra cringe note because it suggests he’s parked outside her house after being dumped .
Oof! Super cringe! And even without the horrible lyrics and the horrible video, you are still left with the garbage pile of a song. Nothing redeeming to be found at all.