Songs that make you embarrassingly weepy

The proper title of “If You Get There Before I Do” - whatever, damn thing makes me bawl like an abandoned child.

My podunk little local radio station hired a DJ who played that, the one about the dead soldier in the glovebox of the Mustang, Dolly’s “Hard Candy Christmas”, the Maverick (Jody Foster, Mel Gibson & James Garner)version of “Amazing Grace,” and the ?Mettalica? version of “Whiskey in the Jar” in heavy rotation from 6 to noon.

Og help me, I was never so happy as when she got fired.

One that came up on my playlist recently was The Bee Gees’ New York Mining Disaster 1941. I didn’t actually cry or anything (I’m too much of a manly man for that) but it was still pretty sad.

One that often gets to me is Ben Folds’ Give Judy My Notice, but only if it’s the piano-and-voice version on the Speed Graphic EP. That silly poppy version on Songs for Silverman is way too upbeat.

Dirty Little Secret - All American Rejects.

This offer or product is only available when watching the music video, but for some reason it gets me every time even though my friends find it hilarious.