Mojo Nixon in Punk Rock Girl by The Dead Milkmen
And, (same song, next line),
“Now I know what Brian Wilson meant … since God invented girls.”
– “Since God Invented Girls”, Elton John
“Candle In the Wind” is about Marilyn Monroe and names her (as both Norma Jean and Marilyn Monroe).
There’re a couple of songs about or mentioning Yoko Ono, particularly by Elton John, which I just can’t think of at the moment.
And Minnie Pearl.
John Cougar Mellencamp’s “R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A” features another litany of folks.
Blondie’s “Rapture”: Fab 5 Freddy
Jesus Christ, Pontius Pilate, Nicholas II (“the czar”), Anastasia Romanov, John and Bobby Kennedy - “Sympathy for the Devil” by The Rolling Stones
Martin van Buren, James Buchanan, Lewis Cass, Napoleon - “James K. Polk” by They Might Be Giants
In the “people you wouldn’t expect to get mentioned” category:
Crime crime
Rockin’ like Janet Reno
Time time
Eighteen and life in Chino
“Original Prankster”, The Offspring
With the funky hot riffs
Thick like Al Roker
Pumpin out hits
Gettin chips like Oprah
“Forever”, Kid Rock
I could be wrong, but didn’t Mojo Nixon do, “Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two-headed love child?”
A few others:
Cracker - Burt Bacarach [sp?] is mentioned in “Shine”
Frank Sinatra is mentioned in “Teen Angst”
I’m ashamed to admit I know this one, but what about Blessed Union of Soul’s “Hey Leonardo?” It’s got Leo, Cindy Crawford, Tyson Beckford, Robert Redford, Pavarotti [sp?]
The Smiths - Prince Charles gets a line in “The Queen is Dead”- **
“Charles don’t you ever crave
To appear on the front of the Daily Mail
Dressed in your mother’s bridal veil?”
Joan Osbourne- “Spiderwebs” is about Ray Charles getting his sight
Bree Sharp- " David Duchovny, Why won’t you love me" self explaintory (there’s a country song too, but I forget who by)
Yellow Broth Chicken Sloth- " Gillian Anderson" self explanatory
Mark Crause- " What about Gillian Anderson?" self explanatory
Local H- " Eddie Vetter" self explanatory
Alien Crime Syndicate- " Ozzy" about Ozzy Osborne and other 80’s metal bands
Nerf Herder- " Van Hallen" about how much they now hate the band
Veruca Salt- " Vocano Girls" does a Glass Onion and refers back to their song “Seether” by claiming that Seether is Louise [Post, one of the singers]
Toad the Wet Sprocket- “Nancy” has this line " I can’t believe you bend your words like Uri Geller’s spoons"
The Bloodhound Gang- " Mope" refers to Notorious B.I.G, Tupac Shakur, Falco, Deep throat, Journey, the Pope, Tori Spelling, Luciano Pavoratti, Bo Jackson, and Frankie Goes To Hollywood
" " - “Fire Water Burn” mentions Barry White, Frank Black, J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, Lawrence Welk, Kurt Cobain, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix and Emmanuel Lewis
Paula Cole- “Where have all the cowboys gone” John Wayne
Bush- " Everything’s Zen" Elvis
Lucky Boy’s Confusion- " Fred Astaire" self explanatory
John Oszajca- " Where is Bob Dylan when you need him?" self explanatory
<minor hijack> can we do a thread about imaginary people too? Bloodhound Gang probably has over a dozen references between those two songs alone.
</minor hijack>
Beastie Boys:
Finger Lickin’ Good mentions The Frugal Gourmet
So Whatcha’ Want mentions Dr. Spock and Eddie Harris (and I always thought they mentioned Vincent Gardenia, but I guess I was wrong!)
And of course, during the fade out Simon says, “I’ve lost my harmonica, Albert”, which is a reference to Albert Grossman, Dylan’s manager.
Some others come to mind that may not have been mentioned:
Dr. Bernice by Cracker - "Though the wind my whisper an epic sometimes, the cast must include Karen Black. "
Good Morning, Mr. Waldheim by Lou Reed mentions Kurt Waldheim, Jesse Jackson, Louis Farrakhan and the Pope.
The Right Profile by the Clash is all about Montgomery Clift.
Has anyone mentioned “Rosanna” by Toto? IIRC, it’s written for Rosanna Arquette.
I’m not sure if this counts, but I think Green Day were originally called Sweet Children. Then for some reason, they changed their name, renaming themselves after one of their songs. (probably about weed)
However, in regards to the OP:
These are all songs by the Clash, seeing as I’ve got my Clash Lyrics book handy: 
[ul]
[li]“1977” mentions Elvis, the Beatles, and the Rolling Stones (“no Elvis, Beatles, or the Rolling Stones”)[/li][li]“City of the Dead” references Johnny Thunders of the New York Dolls (“that’s what New York Johnny said”)[/li][li]“The Magnificent Seven” lists a bunch of people: Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, Martin Luther King, Mahatma Gandhi, Socrates, Richard Nixon, and Plato[/li][li]“Washington Bullets” mentions Allende, Castro, and the Dalai Lama[/li][li]“Ghetto Defendant” meations Jean Arthur Rimbaud[/li][li]“White Man in Hammersmith Palais” mentions Adolf Hitler[/li][/ul]
“I saw the Stooges and the MC5” by Radio Birdman from Do The Pop.
“Garland Jeffries on the car radio …” also by R.B. from I-94.
“I saw the Stooges, covered in bruises” by the Dictators from Who Will Save Rock and Roll.
“The King is Gone but is not forgotten, Is this the story of Johnny Rotten” by Neil Young from “Hey Hey My My”.
“Smelling like an old adobe woman, a William Burroughs playing for lost time” by John Cale from Dying On The Vine. (ps, the John Cale song is called Mr Wilson, not Brian Wilson).
“How in the world were they making that sound, The Velvet Underground” by Jonathan Richman.
“I asked Hank Williams, how lonely does it get …” by Leonard Cohen from Tower of Song (changed to “I asked Leonard Cohen …” by Nick Cave in his cover of it.)
“Just because I watch Dinah Shore, doesn’t mean I need a facelift” by the Victims (Australia) from Television Addict.
The song Dolly Parton’s Guitar (as in “I’m as happy as …”) by Lee Hazlewood.
The song I know where Syd Barrett lives by The Television Personalities.
[returning to hijack]Another artist who have named songs after themselves - Iron Maiden[/hijack]
There’s also a Counting Crows song, “Monkey”, that says “I’ve got Ben Folds on the radio”
From **Warren Zevon[/b:
“Boom Boom Mancini”,
In “Turmoil”, he names Gorbachev and Schevarnadze.
“Jesus Mentioned” - ‘Can’t you just imagine, digging up The King, begging him to sing.’
Waylon Jennings: “Are you sure Hank done it this way?”
**Dion:(??): ** “Abraham, Martin, and John”
the afghan whigs mention nas in the song “omerta”
“'I don’t sleep ‘cuz sleep is the cousin of death’,
Least that’s what Nas says”
of course, greg dulli of the whigs is referring to nasir (nasty nas/nas escobar/nastradamus) jones, the emcee who brought us the classic album “illmatic.”
that’s one of the few times a rock singer has mentioned (and quoted) a hiphop artist, as far as i know. but this IS the same group who covered tlc’s “creep” (and did a damn fine version of it, much better than the original).
but in rap, emcees name-drop constantly. a hiphop album can have hundreds of references, especially to funk and motown artists, sometimes even pointing out where the beat came from. or they’ll call out other rappers, who oftentimes get thoroughly dissed.
Billy Bragg wrote “The Passion” which has the chorus:
And sometimes it takes a grown man a long time to learn
Just what it would take a child a night to learn
Later, Michael Franti of Spearhead wrote “Water Pistol Man.” The first stanza contains the lines:
but my friend Billy told me that sometimes it takes a grown man
a long time to learn just what it takes a child a night to learn
and my son proved his words
Lou Reed talks about people in practically every song. Someone already mentioned “Good Morning, Mr. Waldheim,” but “Walk on the Wild Side” name-drops a bunch of the old Factory folks. Candy Darling, Holly Woodlawn, “Little Joe” Dallesandro, and Jackie Curtis. Not to mention Sugar Plum Fairy. Also, nearly every song on Songs for Drella refers to Andy Warhol, and the entire album was about him… Bob Dole and Rush “Rambo” get lanced in “Sex with your Parents (Motherfucker) Part 2” on Set the Twilight Reeling, and I know I’m forgetting people that Reed has name-checked…
The Magnetic Fields mention Billy Holiday in “My Only Friend.”
Okay, I just completely lost my train of thought…
Someone beat me to Tori Amos’ Neil Gaiman reference in Tear In My Hand, but there’s another one in Horses:
This is a reference to Gaiman’s story Stardust in which the spirit who inhabits a particular tree is supposed to, in some fashion, be Tori.
U2 has a reference to Bruce Cockburn in God Part II:
R.E.M. has quite a few. 51, at last count, and that’s not even counting their two most recent albums.
The Red Hot Chili Peppers mention Mazzy Star in Aeroplane and The Butthole Surfers in Deep Kick.
Oh, I forgot another Tori reference. Glory of the 80’s mentions Raquel Welsh, Joan of Arc, and “that blonde chick that sings Bette Davis Eyes.” I can’t remember who the actual “blonde chick” is at the moment. I suppose that means she mentions Bette Davis too, come to think of it.
A little reformatting, add a few and we’re up over 900 (Split into 3 posts) Here are the 1st 323.
(Mentionees A thru G):[ol][li]311: 311 “Down”[/li][li]Abraham: Bob Dylan “Highway 61 Revisited”[/li][li]AC/DC: Kid Rock “American Bad Ass”[/li][li]Adler (Lou): Simon & Garfunkel “A Simple Desultory Philippic”[/li][li]Aguilera (Christina): Live On Release “I’m Afraid of Britney Spears” [/li][li]Aleichem (Sholom): Neil Diamond “Done Too Soon”[/li][li]Allende (Salvator): The Clash “Washington Bullets”[/li][li]Amin (Idi): Tim Curry “I Do The Rock (Politician’s Verse)”[/li][li]Anderson (Gillian): Marcus Crause “What about Gillian Anderson?” [/li][li]Anderson (Gillian): Yellow Broth Chicken Sloth- “Gillian Anderson”[/li][li]Archer (Jeffrey): The Beloved “Hello”[/li][li]Archies: Reunion “Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)”[/li][li]Astaire (Fred): Cast of 1956 Play “Bells Are Ringing” [/li][li]Astaire (Fred): Lucky Boy’s Confusion “Fred Astaire”[/li][li]Astaire (Fred): Madonna “Vogue”[/li][li]B Bumble and the Stingers: Reunion “Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)” [/li][li]Bacall (Lauren): Cast of 1956 Play “Bells Are Ringing” [/li][li]Bacall (Lauren): Madonna “Vogue”[/li][li]Bach (Johann Sebastian): Mike Agranoff “Ballad Of The Sandman”[/li][li]Bacharach (Burt): Cracker “Shine” [/li][li]Backstreet Boys): Live On Release “I’m Afraid of Britney Spears” [/li][li]Bad Company: Bad Company “Bad Company” [/li][li]Ball (Lucille): Cast of 1956 Play “Bells Are Ringing”[/li][li]Bangs (Lester): REM “It’s the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)”[/li][li]Bara (Theda): Monroe Silver “Rebecca Came Back From Mecca”[/li][li]Barbee (John / Revelaires): REM “Voice of Harold”[/li][li]Bardo (Bridgitte): The Pretenders “Message Of Love” [/li][li]Bardot (Bardot): Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire”[/li][li]Barilko (Bill): The Tragically Hip “50 Mission Cap"[/li][li]Barnett (Johnnie): Tom Waits “Warm Beer & Cold Women”[/li][li]Barrett (Rona): Tim Curry “I Do The Rock (Pop-Culture Personalities Verse)”[/li][li]Barrett (Syd – Referred To): Pink Floyd “Shine On You Crazy Diamond” [/li][li]Barrett (Syd): The Television Personalities “I Know Where Syd Barrett Lives”[/li][li]Baruch (Barney): Cast of 1956 Play “Bells Are Ringing” [/li][li]Basell (Kim): The Beloved “Hello”[/li][li]Beach Boys: Mike Agranoff “Ballad Of The Sandman”[/li][li]Beatle(s): Simon & Garfunkel “A Simple Desultory Philippic” [/li][li]Beatles (Alter Ego Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band): Def Leppard “Rocket”[/li][li]Beatles (Alter Ego Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band): Johnny Rivers “Summer Rain”[/li][li]Beatles (Referred To): Don McLean “American Pie”[/li][li]Beatles): Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire”[/li][li]Beatles: Allan Sherman “Pop Hates The Beatles”[/li][li]Beatles: Cledus T. Judd “(She’s Got a Butt) Bigger Than the Beatles”[/li][li]Beatles: Donna Lynn “I Had a Dream I Was a Beatle”[/li][li]Beatles: Donna Lynn “My Boyfriend Got a Beatle Haircut”[/li][li]Beatles: Dream Academy “Life In A Northern Town” [/li][li]Beatles: Eric Burdon & The Animals “Winds Of Change”[/li][li]Beatles: John Lennon “God”[/li][li]Beatles: Mike Agranoff “Ballad Of The Sandman”[/li][li]Beatles: Peter Paul & Mary “I Dig Rock and Roll Music”[/li][li]Beatles: The Clash “1977”[/li][li]Beatty (Warren): Carly Simon “You’re So Vain”[/li][li]Beck: New Radicals “You Get What You Give”[/li][li]Beckford (Tyson): Blessed Union of Soul “Hey Leonardo?”[/li][li]Beethoven (Ludwig Von): Beatles “Roll Over Beethoven”[/li][li]Beethoven (Ludwig Von): Chuck Berry “Roll Over Beethoven”[/li][li]Beethoven (Ludwig Von): ELO “Roll Over Beethoven”[/li][li]Begin (Menachem): Tim Curry “I Do The Rock (Politician’s Verse)”[/li][li]Bell (Alexander Graham): Neil Diamond “Done Too Soon”[/li][li]Ben Folds (Five): Counting Crows “Monkey”[/li][li]Bernstein (Leonard): REM “It’s the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)”[/li][li]Berry (Chuck): Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band “Rock n Roll Never Forgets”[/li][li]Berry (Chuck): Eric Burdon & The Animals “Winds Of Change”[/li][li]Berry (Chuck): The Sex Pistols “The Great Rock n’ Roll Swindle”[/li][li]Best (Edna): Cast of 1956 Play “Bells Are Ringing”[/li][li]Best (George): Tim Curry “I Do The Rock (Sports Verse)”[/li][li]Betts (Dickie): Charlie Daniels Band “The South’s Gonna Do It Again”[/li][li]Big Country: Big Country “In a Big Country” [/li][li]Binks (Jar Jar): Weird Al Yankovic “The Saga Begins”[/li][li]Bishop (Elvin): Charlie Daniels Band “The South’s Gonna Do It Again”[/li][li]Black (Frank): The Bloodhound Gang “Fire Water Burn"[/li][li]Black (Karen): Cracker “Dr. Bernice”[/li][li]Black Sabbath (Entitled, But Not Mentioned): Black Sabbath “Black Sabbath” [/li][li]Black Sabbath: Frank Zappa & The Mothers “200 Motels”[/li][li]Blair (Janet): Cast of 1956 Play “Bells Are Ringing”[/li][li]Blair (Stephen): The Beloved “Hello”[/li][li]Blassie (Freddie): REM “Man On The Moon”[/li][li]Blue Oyster Cult: Blue Oyster Cult “Blue Oyster Cult”[/li][li]Bogart (Humphrey): Neil Diamond “Done Too Soon” [/li][li]Bonaparte (Napoleon): They Might Be Giants “James K. Polk”[/li][li]Booth (John Wilkes): Neil Diamond “Done Too Soon” [/li][li]Boss Nass (Star Wars): Weird Al Yankovic “The Saga Begins”[/li][li]Bowie (Angie, Allegedly): Rolling Stones “Angie” [/li][li]Bowie (David – Implied via Ziggy): Def Leppard “Rocket”[/li][li]Bowie (David): Kraftwerk “Trans Europe Express”[/li][li]Bowie (David): Reunion “Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)”[/li][li]Bowie (David): The Clash “Complete Control”[/li][li]Bragg Billy): Michael Franti / Spearhead “Water Pistol Man.”[/li][li]Brahms (Johannes): Mike Agranoff “Ballad Of The Sandman”[/li][li]Bramlett (Bonnie): Reunion “Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)” [/li][li]Brando (Marlon): Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire”[/li][li]Brando (Marlon): Madonna “Vogue”[/li][li]Brenda and the Tabulations: Reunion “Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)” [/li][li]Brezhnev (Leonid): Pink Floyd “The Fletcher Memorial Home” [/li][li]Brezhnev (Leonid): REM “It’s the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)”[/li][li]Brezhnev (Leonid): Tim Curry “I Do The Rock (Politician’s Verse)”[/li][li]Brice (Fanny): Neil Diamond “Done Too Soon”[/li][li]Brown (Charlie): The Beloved “Hello”[/li][li]Brown (Hollis): Bob Dylan “The Ballad Of Hollis Brown”[/li][li]Brown (James): Arthur Conley “Sweet Soul Music”[/li][li]Brown (James): John Cougar Mellencamp “R.O.C.K In The USA”[/li][li]Brown (James): Van Morrison “Real Real Gone”[/li][li]Brown (James): Was Not Was “I Feel Better Than James Brown” [/li][li]Brown (Governor Jerry): Tim Curry “I Do The Rock (Pop-Culture Personalities Verse)”[/li][li]Brown (Pamela): Leo Kottke[/li][li]Brown (Peter) The Beatles “Ballad of John and Yoko” [/li][li]Bruce (Lenny): REM “It’s the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)”[/li][li]Bruce (Lenny): Simon & Garfunkel “7 O’Clock News / Silent Night”[/li][li]Bruce (Lenny): Simon & Garfunkel “A Simple Desultory Philippic”[/li][li]Buchanan (James): They Might Be Giants “James K. Polk”[/li][li]Bungle (Sydney): The Beloved “Hello”[/li][li]Burke (Billie): Edgar Leslie & Bert Kalmar “Take Your Girlie to the Movies” [/li][li]Burke (Solomon): Van Morrison “Real Real Gone”[/li][li]Burr (Courtney): Cast of 1956 Play “Bells Are Ringing” [/li][li]Burroughs (William): John Cale “Dying On The Vine”[/li][li]Burton (Richard): Tim Curry “I Do The Rock (Pop-Culture Personalities Verse)”[/li][li]Bush (George H.W. – Interpretted / Refuted) Neil Young “Rockin’ in The Free World”[/li][li]Bush (George H.W.): REM “Drive”[/li][li]Bush (George): A Thousand Points Of Light “Read My Lips”[/li][li]Butthole Surfers: Red Hot Chili Peppers “Deep Kick”[/li][li]Byrds (Referred To): Don McLean “American Pie”[/li][li]Byrds: Eric Burdon & The Animals “Montery”[/li][li]C-3PO: Weird Al Yankovic “The Saga Begins”[/li][li]Cale (JJ): Reunion “Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)” [/li][li]Calhoun (Rory): Cast of 1956 Play “Bells Are Ringing”[/li][li]Callas (Maria): REM “E-Bow the Letter”[/li][li]Campanella (Roy): Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire” [/li][li]Camus (Albert): Neil Diamond “Done Too Soon” [/li][li]Candy Darling: Lou Reed “Walk on the Wild Side”[/li][li]Cannon (Tommy): The Beloved “Hello”[/li][li]Capote (Truman): Lou Reed “Small Town”[/li][li]Captain Kidd: Bob Dylan “Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream”[/li][li]Carlos (Walter Carlos): Mike Agranoff “Ballad Of The Sandman”[/li][li]Carpenters: (London) Suede’s “He’s Gone” [/li][li]Carter (Jimmy ): Tim Curry “I Do The Rock (Politician’s Verse)”[/li][li]Carter (Rubin aka Hurricane): Bob Dylan “Hurricane”[/li][li]Cash (Johnny aka The Man In Black): George Jones “Who’s Gonna Fill Their Shoes”[/li][li]Cash (Johnny): Kid Rock “American Bad Ass” [/li][li]Cash (Johnny): Reunion “Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)”[/li][li]Cass (Lewis): They Might Be Giants “James K. Polk”[/li][li]Castro (Fidel): Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire”[/li][li]Castro (Fidel): The Clash “Washington Bullets”[/li][li]Castro (Fidel): Tim Curry “I Do The Rock (Politician’s Verse)”[/li][li]Castro (Fidel): Was Not Was “I Feel Better Than James Brown”[/li][li]Causar (Emperor Nero Claudius): REM “Little America”[/li][li]Chandler (Gene): Van Morrison “Real Real Gone”[/li][li]Chaney (Lon Jr.): Warren Zevon “Werewolves of London”[/li][li]Chaney (Lon): Warren Zevon “Werewolves of London”[/li][li]Charles (Ray Referred To): Joan Osbourne “Spiderwebs”[/li][li]Charles (Ray): Eric Burdon & The Animals “Winds Of Change”[/li][li]Charles (Ray): REM “Can’t Get There From Here”[/li][li]Checker (Chubby): Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire”[/li][li]Chessman (Caryl): Neil Diamond “Done Too Soon” [/li][li]Chilton (Alex): The Replacements “Alex Chilton” [/li][li]Christ (Jesus): Neil Diamond “Done Too Soon”[/li][li]Christian (Charlie): Eric Burdon & The Animals “Winds Of Change”[/li][li]Clapton (Eric): Reunion “Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)” [/li][li]Clash Kid Rock “American Bad Ass”[/li][li]Clift (Montgomery): John Prine “Picture Show”[/li][li]Clift (Montgomery): REM “Monty Got a Raw Deal”[/li][li]Clift (Montgomery): The Clash “The Right Profile”[/li][li]Cobain (Kurt): The Bloodhound Gang “Fire Water Burn"[/li][li]Cobb (Ty): John Fogerty “Centerfield”[/li][li]Cockburn (Bruce): U2 “God Part II”[/li][li]Coe (Davis Allen): Kid Rock “American Bad Ass”[/li][li]Cohen (Leonard): Nick Cave “Tower of Song”[/li][li]Cohn (Roy): Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire” [/li][li]Colombo (Russ): Neil Diamond “Done Too Soon” [/li][li]Colonel Sanders (KFC – Referred To): Was Not Was “I Feel Better Than James Brown”[/li][li]Columbus (Christopher): Bob Dylan “Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream”[/li][li]Connolly (Maureen aka Little Mo): Tim Curry “I Do The Rock (Sports Verse)”[/li][li]Cooder (Ry): The Tragically Hip “At The Hundredth Meridian" [/li][li]Cooke (Alistair): Cast of 1956 Play “Bells Are Ringing”[/li][li]Cooke (Sam): The Wallflowers “Sleepwalker” [/li][li]Cooke (Sam): Van Morrison “Real Real Gone”[/li][li]Cooper (Gary)” Irving Berlin (Remade / Changed by Taco) “Puttin’ on the Ritz”[/li][li]Corkhill (Billy): The Beloved “Hello”[/li][li]Cousin Brucie: Mike Agranoff “Ballad Of The Sandman” [/li][li]Cousteau (Jacques) REM “Narrator”[/li][li]Cowdrey (Colin): Tim Curry “I Do The Rock (Sports Verse)”[/li][li]Crawford (Cindy): Blessed Union of Soul “Hey Leonardo?”[/li][li]Crazy Otto: Grateful Dead “Ramble On Rose” [/li][li]Cream: Mike Agranoff “Ballad Of The Sandman”[/li][li]Croce (Jim{my}): The Righteous Brothers “If There’s a Rock and Roll Heaven”[/li][li]Crockett (Davy): Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire”[/li][li]Crosby Stills Nash & Young: Frank Zappa “Do You Like My New Car?” [/li][li]Crowder (Leslie): The Beloved “Hello” [/li][li]Crystals (Referred To): Mike Agranoff “Ballad Of The Sandman”[/li][li]Cure: Ben Folds Five “Battle of Who Could Care Less” [/li][li]Curtis (Jackie): Lou Reed “Walk on the Wild Side”[/li][li]Dale and Ronnie: Reunion “Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)” [/li][li]Dallesandro (Little Joe): Lou Reed “Walk on the Wild Side”[/li][li]Daltrey (Roger): Frank Zappa “Do You Like My New Car?”[/li][li]Dando (Evan): Barenaked Ladies “Jane”[/li][li]Daniels (Charlie): Charlie Daniels Band “The South’s Gonna Do It Again” [/li][li]Darin (Bobby): The Righteous Brothers “If There’s a Rock and Roll Heaven”[/li][li]Darwin (Charles): REM “Man On The Moon” [/li][li]Davis (Bette): Kim Carnes “She’s Got Bette Davis Eyes”[/li][li]Davis (Bette): Madonna “Vogue”[/li][li]Davis (Bette): Tori Amos “Glory of the 80’s”[/li][li]Davis (Sammy): Reunion “Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)”[/li][li]Day (Doris): Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire”[/li][li]Day (Doris): Cast of 1956 Play “Bells Are Ringing”[/li][li]Day (Doris): Reunion “Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)”[/li][li]Day (Doris): Wham! “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” [/li][li]Dean (Dizzy): Tim Curry “I Do The Rock (Sports Verse)”[/li][li]Dean (James): Bellamy Brothers “Elvis, Marilyn And James Dean”[/li][li]Dean (James): “Electrolyte”[/li][li]Dean (James): Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire”[/li][li]Dean (James): Don McLean “American Pie”[/li][li]Dean (James): Kid Rock “I Am The Bullgod”[/li][li]Dean (Jimmy): Madonna “Vogue”[/li][li]Dean James): John Prine “Picture Show” [/li][li]Deep Purple: Reunion “Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)” [/li][li]Deep Throat: The Bloodhound Gang " Mope"[/li][li]DeGaulle (Charles): Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire”[/li][li]Deitrich (Marlene): Madonna “Vogue”[/li][li]DeMille (Cecil B.): Lou Reed “Starlight”[/li][li]Denver (John): Reunion “Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)” [/li][li]DiCaprio (Leonardo): Blessed Union of Soul “Hey Leonardo?”[/li][li]Dickens (Charles): Rod Stewart “Every Picture Tells a Story”[/li][li]Dickinson (Emily): Simon & Garfunkel’s “The Dangling Conversation”[/li][li]Diddley (Bo): Bo Diddley “Bo Diddley”[/li][li]DiMaggio (Joe): Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire” [/li][li]DiMaggio (Joe): John Fogerty “Centerfield” [/li][li]DiMaggio (Joe): Madonna “Vogue”[/li][li]DiMaggio (Joe): Simon & Garfunkel “Mrs Robinson”[/li][li]DiMaggio (Joe): Tim Curry “I Do The Rock (Sports Verse)”[/li][li]Din (Gunga): Neil Diamond “Done Too Soon”[/li][li]Dior (Christian): Cast of 1956 Play “Bells Are Ringing”[/li][li]Doe (Christian): The Beloved “Hello”[/li][li]Doherty (Denny): Mamas & The Papas “Creeque Alley”[/li][li]Dole (Senator {Down Boy!} Robert): Lou Reed ““Sex with your Parents (Motherfucker) Part 2” [/li][li]Domino (Fats): Eric Burdon & The Animals “Winds Of Change”[/li][li]Domino (Fats): Reunion “Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)” [/li][li]Donovan: Peter Paul & Mary “I Dig Rock and Roll Music” [/li][li]Doobie Brothers: Frank Zappa “Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy” [/li][li]Dr. John (Mac Rebbenack): Reunion “Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)”[/li][li]Dreiser (Theodore – Referred To): George Jones “Who’s Gonna Fill Their Shoes”[/li][li]Duchovny (David): Bree Sharp “David Duchovny”[/li][li]Dylan (Bob – Referred to as Zimmerman): John Lennon “God”[/li][li]Dylan (Bob): Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire” [/li][li]Dylan (Bob): Eric Burdon & The Animals “Winds Of Change”[/li][li]Dylan (Bob): Jesus Jones “Right Here, Right Now” [/li][li]Dylan (Bob): John Oszajca “Where is Bob Dylan when you need him?”[/li][li]Dylan (Bob): Simon & Garfunkel “A Simple Desultory Philippic”[/li][li]Easter (Mitch): REM “Tighten Up”[/li][li]Eddy ({Twangin’} Duane): Reunion “Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)”[/li][li]Einstein (Albert) Counting Crows “Einstein On The Beach”[/li][li]Einstein (Albert): Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire”[/li][li]Einstein’s (Albert): Tim Curry “I Do The Rock (Thinker’s Verse)”[/li][li]Eisenhower (Dwight): Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire”[/li][li]Ekland (Brit): Tim Curry “I Do The Rock (Pop-Culture Personalities Verse)”[/li][li]Ellington (Duke): Eric Burdon & The Animals “Winds Of Change”[/li][li]Elliot (Mama Cass): Mamas & The Papas “Creeque Alley”[/li][li]Engels (Friedrich): The Clash “The Magnificent Seven”[/li][li]Estaire (Fred): The Beloved “Hello”[/li][li]Everlast: Eminem “Quitter” [/li][li]Everly Brothers (Phil & Don): Paul McCartney “Let Em In” [/li][li]Fab Five Freddy: Blondie “Rapture”[/li][li]Fagg (J. Elmo / The Blue Ridge Quartet): REM “Voice of Harold”[/li][li]Falco: The Bloodhound Gang " Mope"[/li][li]Falwell (Jerry): Lou Reed “The Original Wrapper”[/li][li]Farouk (King): Cast of 1956 Play “Bells Are Ringing”[/li][li]Farrakhan (Louis): Lou Reed “Good Morning, Mr. Waldheim”[/li][li]Farrakhan (Louis): Lou Reed “The Original Wrapper”[/li][li]Farrow (Prudence): The Beatles “Dear Prudence”[/li][li]Fawcett-Majors (Farrah): Tim Curry “I Do The Rock (Pop-Culture Personalities Verse)”[/li][li]Ferrer (Jose): Cast of 1956 Play “Bells Are Ringing”[/li][li]Flintstone (Fred{dy}): The Beloved “Hello”[/li][li]Flow (Diane): The Beloved “Hello”[/li][li]Flynn (Errol): Cast of 1956 Play “Bells Are Ringing”[/li][li]Fontanne (Lynn): Cast of 1956 Play “Bells Are Ringing” [/li][li]Foster (Steven): Reunion “Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)” [/li][li]Fox (Michael J.): Mojo Nixon “Elvis Is Everywhere” [/li][li]Frank Zappa: Captain Beefheart “The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica)” [/li][li]Frank Zappa: Eric Burdon & The Animals “Winds Of Change”[/li][li]Frankenstein: Grateful Dead “Ramble On Rose”[/li][li]Frankie Goes To Hollywood: The Bloodhound Gang " Mope"[/li][li]Franklin ({A}retha): Steely Dan “Hey Nineteen”[/li][li]Freed (Alan): Eric Burdon & The Animals “Winds Of Change”[/li][li]Freed (Alan): Neil Diamond “Done Too Soon”[/li][li]Frost (Robert): Simon & Garfunkel’s “The Dangling Conversation” [/li][li]Fuller (Bobby): John Cougar Mellencamp “R.O.C.K In The USA”[/li][li]Funderburk (Reverend Bill / Revelaires): REM “Voice of Harold”[/li][li]Gaiman (Neil): Tori Amos “Beauty Queen: Horses”[/li][li]Gaiman (Neil): Tori Amos “Tear in My Hand”[/li][li]Gandhi (Mahatma): The Clash “The Magnificent Seven”[/li][li]Garbo (Greta): Madonna “Vogue”[/li][li]Garbo (Greta): The Kinks “Celluloid Heroes” [/li][li]Garfield (John): John Prine “Picture Show”[/li][li]Garfunkel (Art): Simon & Garfunkel “A Simple Desultory Philippic”[/li][li]Gates (Bill): Weird Al Yankovic “It’s All About The Pentiums”[/li][li]Gaye (Marvin Tribute): The Commodores “Nightshift”[/li][li]Gaye (Marvin) India.Arie’s “Introduction”[/li][li]Gaye (Marvin): The Bloodhound Gang “Fire Water Burn"[/li][li]Gee (Wendell): REM “Wendell Gee”[/li][li]Geisel (Dr. Theodor Seuss): REM “The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite”[/li][li]Geller (Uri): Toad the Wet Sprocket “Nancy”[/li][li]Gentry (Joel): REM “Voice of Harold”[/li][li]Getz (Stan): Tom Waits “Spare Parts I (Nocturnal Emission)”[/li][li]Gibson (Debbie): Mojo Nixon “Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two-Headed Love Child” [/li][li]Glenn (Senator John): Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire”[/li][li]Glitter (Gary): The Clash “Complete Control”[/li][li]Goetz (Bernard): Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire” [/li][li]Goodman (Benny): Mike Agranoff “Ballad Of The Sandman”[/li][li]Gorbachev (Mikhail): Warren Zevon “Turmoil”[/li][li]Gore (Lesley): Reunion “Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)” [/li][li]Grand Master Flash: Kid Rock “American Bad Ass”[/li][li]Grandmaster Flash: Blondie “Rapture” [/li][li]Grateful Dead: Eric Burdon & The Animals “Montery”[/li][li]Grateful Dead: Frank Zappa “Teenage Wind” [/li][li]Gray (Barry): Cast of 1956 Play “Bells Are Ringing”[/li][li]Green (Al): REM “Just a Touch” [/li][li]Green Day: Weezer “El Scorcho” [/li][li]Greider (William): REM “Departure”[/li][li]Grey (Paris): The Beloved “Hello”[/li][li]Grossman (Albert-Referred To): Simon & Garfunkel “A Simple Desultory Philippic”[/li][li]Guevara (Che): David Bowie “Panic In Detroit”[/li][li]Gump (Forrest): Weird Al Yankovic “Gump”[/li][li]Guthrie (Arlo – Referred To): Mike Agranoff “Ballad Of The Sandman”[/li][li]Guthrie (Woody): Bob Dylan “Song To Woody”[/li][li]Gwenn (Edmond): Cast of 1956 Play “Bells Are Ringing”[/li][/ol]