Songs to post by or browse

Ninty-nine threads on this board
Ninty-nine posts to go
If one of those threads should happen to close
Ninty-eight posts to go on this board.

Sung to tune of Ninty-nine bottles of beer on the wall.

To anybody that can think of a funny song. Post it.
Disclaimer: Author does not endorse posting to every thread here.

Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies

Oh, Once upon a time there was a poster named Zette,
Posted so much she hardly kept her husband fed,
One day he walked in mad, pulled the plug out of the wall…
And now she’s a widow, and she never rests at all…

From morning 'till night, she’s writing all the time,
Interjecting thoughts and great ideas from her mind,
Would the world stop turning if she took a little break?
Prob-obly not, but that’s a risk she just can’t take…

Postin’, that is…rufflin’ feathers…sharing great thoughts…

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Sung to the tune of The Imperial March from Star Wars

Omniscent…what was that?
c’mon…can’t anyone else think of a song? Give it a shot!


An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; A pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.

Its an instrumental number!!!

Good going Zette.

Thanks Phobia, liked your too…
Omniscient- Yours was especially beautiful!


An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; A pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.

blush from the creatively challenged! :slight_smile: