Songs with weird subjects

Plenty of songs have been recorded about love, hate, men, women, cars, animals, and so forth. What’s some of your favorite (and, perhaps, no so favorite) songs with weird subjects?

Here’s a few to start:

  1. “Timothy” - The Bouys - Ahh, not enough songs about cannibalism, I say!

  2. “Disco Duck” - Rick Dees & His Cast of Idiots - Man goes to a disco and turns into a dancing duck. We all knew those places were bad for you.

  3. “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” - The Beatles - Early hit about a serial killer.

  4. “Attack of the Giant Ants” - Blondie - Japanese horror movie goes new wave.

Ben by Michael Jackson, Rat love song.

Rock Lobster by the B52s, Go to the beach, find a lobster, cook it and eat it.

Go To Hell, by Commander Cody. A lovely song about how you, and everyone you know is going to end up in hell.

No Anchovies, by J. Geils. Beware those cans of anchovies, unless you like being a…Bowling ball !!

Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner* by Warren Zevon. A song about a mercenary who gets his revenge…

But then again, just about all of Zevon’s songs are about weird subjects.

My favorite song - MacArthur Park! A song about cake, leaving it out in the rain, sweet, green icing flowing down and never having that recipe ahhhhgain. Oooooooh nooooooo!

How about ‘He’s Nobody’s Moggie, Now’, by Eric Bogle. It’s a great singalong when you’ve got the kids in the car…the subject is pussy road-kills!
“Somebody’s moggie, by the side of the road
Somebody’s pussy who forgot his highway code
Someone’s favourite feline, who ran clean out of luck
When he ran onto the road and tried to argue with a truck…”

I’m a Human Fly - The Cramps
Popsicle Toes - Diana Krall

“Lady Sniff”-Butthole Surfers
“Cherub”-Butthole Surfers
“Barbequed Pope”-Butthole Surfers
“The Ballad of Naked Man”-Butthole Surfers
Oh hell, anything by the Butthole Surfers

“Detachable Penis”-King Missile
“TV Dinners”-ZZ Top

Skinned - Blind Melon (this is about a murderer who used his victims to make things apparently, or something like that)

Gonna buy me a dog - The Monkees, my favorite Monkee song. It is what it is
Boris the Spider - The Who, hey there’s a spider, let’s squish him. SPLAT!
Istanbul - They Might be Giants, I mention this mainly to complain they never mention that Istanbul, which used to be Constantinople was Byzantium even earlier.
Starman David Bowie, defines the early 80s for me.
In the Year 2525 - Zager & Evans. An 8,000 year journey into the future.
Star Trekkin’ - Firm, Why? I don’t know.
I’m Going Slightly Man Queen, madness, you have to see the video.

Rasputina has a bunch of them.
The Donner Party which comes to the conclusion that the Pilgrims were forced to consume their dead by comparing them to the Donner Party.
The Olde Headboard mentions “Space Ghost: Coast to Coast.” I’m not so sure I get this song, perhaps cause I’m male?

Perhaps every song by Wally Pleasant. I’ll name a few of my favorites The Day Ted Nugent Killed All the Animals, How I Got Lost On The Road Less Traveled But Then Got Instant Karma On I-96 and Rumble At The Karaoke Bar and many many more.

I know musicals probably shouldn’t count but
Springtime for Hitler is a hilarious song.
Suicide is Painless which speaks for itself. I wonder if it got any airplay when MAS*H came out

They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa by Napoleon XIV. Grossly insensitive to the (very real) plight of the mentally ill–but a fine guilty pleasure.

Muskrat Love

Björk - “F***ing in Rhythm and Sorrow” - ahh… There’s a naked man in her flat, and the entire song is bascially about the singer trying to calm him down. It gets hilarious at times and she yells a lot in this song, too. She’s good at that. My guilty pleasure.

In my last art class, my teacher had a weird mix tape that she’d play. Most flok/indie stuff. It was pretty cool. One song that always made me giggle was about… a bad haircut. Yes. The chrus went bad haircut, ooooh, bad haircut or something like that. I have no idea what the actual title of it is, or who sung it, but… definitely odd. Anyone else heard of it?

Barenaked Ladies also have some strange songs. ** Tonight is the Night I Fell Asleep At the Wheel , Alcohol, ** In The Car, Conventioneers… the list rather goes on. That band is simply a strange bunch.

Tori Amos has a song called ** She’s Your Cocaine** that seems to be about cross-dressing that I’ve always liked.

I Leaned Against the Sofa - Dave Gordon - about, as he said, “a moment of cosmic insignificance.”
A friend of mine thinks about it is about the after effects of chemotherapy, which DB was going through.

My Brother John is a CPA - Dave Gordon

I Would Not Be Here - John Hartford. John explains he would not be here if a friend hadn’t introduced him to steamboats. THe friend learned about them from a teacher who was only there because her husband had left to work with an army buddy who he met because of a sergeant who would have died in a car accident if it hadn’t been for…

The Naked Truth - Joel Mabus - How Truth and Falsehood used to be friends until Falsehood stole Truth’s dress and ever since then…

When did we have sauerkraut? - Lou and Peter Berryman - about having heavy philosophical thoughts while cleaning the fridge.

Mysterious Woman - Christine Lavin - CL tries to write a heavy philosophical song, ala Suzanne Vega, but keeps getting distracted by thoughts of cleaning her refrigerator. A salute to the Berryman song, I think.

Porcupine Pie by Neil Diamond (Don’t let it get on your jeans.)

Horse With No Name by America - Weird subject, stupid song.

Paperback Writer by the Beatles - WTF?

Brand New Key by Melanie - Insipid, yet annoying.

Don’t forget the Barenaked Ladies. Their oeuvre includes songs about Grade 9, Yoko Ono, breaking and entering, Brian Wilson…

Of course, there’s also Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, an AC/DC song about murder-for-hire. They are descended from convicts, after all.:slight_smile:

Might I mention Frontier Psychiatrist by the Avalanches? It’s weird, in a good way.

Also Rammstein’s Zwitter, which means ‘Hermaphrodite’ in English. A story about a hermaphrodite who’s sexually in love with himself. Strange indeed.

Don’t leave out the flip side to that single !aaH-aH ,yawA eM ekaT oT gnimoC er’yehT by noelopaN VIX

(read his other songs, teeheehee)

Most of the music I listen to is pretty boring and conventional… but a few rather odd ones include:

“Sometimes I Don’t Mind” by the Suicide Machines. Basically a love song to a dog.

Every single song written by Bloodhag.
Tanaqui