Songs you probably shouldn't start humming while making love

  1. Deep and wide,
    Deep and wide…

I was going to say Super Freak – but who am I to judge? :stuck_out_tongue:

I was thinking THE SAME SONG when I saw the thread title!

From a variety of genres:

I Used To Love Her But I Had To Kill Her

Run For Your Life

Oh, My Papa

U Stink But I Luv U

Dear Mr. Jesus


Always True To You (In My Fashion)

Rockin’ Robin, by the Jackson 5.

The Star Spangled Banner

The Oompa-Loompa Song :smiley:

She’s a Brick!.. house.

Purple People Eater.

I Got Rhythm
Three Times a Lady
Love Hurts
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
The William Tell Overture

16 Tons. :smiley:

I dunno, under the right circumstances … :smiley: (TMI?)

Uncle Fucker.

The Too-Fat Polka.

Someday My Prince Will Come

Fat-Bottomed Girls (unless, you know, it applies…)
You’re So Vain

*Thank Heaven for Little Girls

Battle Hymn of the Republic

Danny Boy

Onward, Christian Soldiers*

Paradise by the Dashboard Light

“Just last niiiiiight…”

Jesus Loves Me

Another One Bites the Dust