Sony Music: Blow Me

So I pick up Incubus’s Science CD last night. They’re a pretty good band, IMO, and I haven’t purchased a CD in a while (had to go pick up the new Sleater Kinney anyway).

Interesting cover.
{Dives Home after purchasing several other CDs}

So I listen to my replacement of Propaghandi: How to Clean Everything. —

—What? Of course I buy replacement CDs. I buy CDs all the time. I like the jacket work, and for the bands that decide they want you to read their lyrics I really enjoy listening to an album and reading along.—

Anyway. Then I pop in the SK album. Nice stuff, but you can tell they’re following the lead the set in their last release (All Hands on the Bad One… delicious, but still no Call the Doctor). I can tell that it, like the last one, is going to grow on me after a few listens to the point where it isn’t even the same music I’m listening to as when I purchased it. Some good music is just like that, you know?

I love music. As much as I appreciate analytic philosophy, reading math posts, and trying hard to make some decent logical arguments on my own, there is nothing quite like the experience of good music. Thankfully, too, or I’d be even more broke from buying all that stuff, too.

Ah, GWAR. Yeah, I had to replace my copy of Scumdogs of the Universe. The tape I had was old and not functional anymore, and I just moved and decided to abandon my cassette player anyway. And I had missed listening to the whining of old Oderus, threatening me with all sorts of sexual and scatalogical behaviors. He’s cool like that.

Well, time to head off to sleep, and we can skip that part—nothing exciting happened, I assure you.

This morning I figure I’d get some work done in my room, so I open the wrapper of the Incubus album and smell the insert… blech. CDs never smell like tapes used to, but still I check anyway… hoping against hopes, perhaps.

I pop it in my computer—did I mention I don’t own a CD player?—and I am greeted by some program that automatically starts running. “Great,” I tell myself, “some stupid ass ‘audio player’ that sucks ass like the one on the Kittie CD Spit.” I close it out right away and open up my dBPowerAmp audio player, a really fanstatic example of the species IMO, and choose “Add Music” to browse to the CD. This option just lets you pick directories and it automatically grabs all the audio files in that folder or in any subfolders. I see the hourglass cursor for a moment, then… nothing.

:confused:

I open windows explorer and find that it doesn’t recognize this as an audio CD at all.

Well, I rip all my CDs anyway so I can save on space, I got a lot of junk and organized CDs take up a ton of space that I just don’t have, so I rip 'em and pack 'em. So, whatever, I’ll just grab the audio from the speaker feed instead of getting right off the disc. No big deal at all, I think.

So I right-click in Explorer and Autoplay the CD again to get their crappy little player.

“Ah,” I tell myself, “a video.” Kittie had done something similar… cute girls. Good song. So I watch some of this video on an unbelievably small square of my monitor. Song was decent. I exit out of the video and hit the button that tells me is to “Play the CD”.

[click]
{blink}
[click]
{blink}
{{pause}}
[clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick]
FUCKING BULLSHIT

Well, looks like they finally found a way to protect music: make sure no one can listen to it. What a load of fucking shite.

I’m done with it. Fuck Sony Music: if I see another thing released from them, I ain’t buying it. If anyone has had similar experiences with other companies tell me so I can shit on them, too. Fuck that.

I exchanged the album, with some hassle, for a GetUpKids album. Works like a charm, sounds like music is supposed to: AUDIBLE.

There are moves in place to try to sort this mess out; the idea that you can’t play your CDs in a PC is absurd in the context of where Microsoft wants to take the PC.

I think SST records used to have a t-shirt that said something to the effect of “Fuck Sony.”

Indeed.

So, let us know how that Sleater-Kinney album ends up (if it grows on you a lot). If good, I’ll have to pick it up…

Good for you. I’m glad you returned the CD. I hope you told them just why you were doing it. I, too will refuse to buy any protected CDs.

It’s possible you were the victim of a known Sony protection scheme.

Earlier this year, one protection scheme was shown to be defeatable using a felt-tip pen and some care to cover up a critical CD track. (Please do not confuse this with a scam that says a green marker on the outside edge of the CD will make it play better.)

I have not tried this, but from all accounts, it looks legitimate. But in checking my list of links on this subject, most are news articles that are no longer available. Besides, if I posted a direct link to a “defeat copy protection” site, the mods would probably remove it and chastize me. So all I can say is search for it on google.

Here’s a related article about piracy and what is being done, both pro & con.

I ranted about this during The Winter of our Missed Content regarding a Staind CD I ordered from BMG Music. I sent them a strongly worded letter saying that IMO any CD they sold me that didn’t play in the manner of my choice was by definition defective, and that I would not pay. They sent me a pre-paid mailer to return it for free.

Assclowns.

I currently do about 90% of my CD listening at work. A year or two ago when they upgraded all our computers part of the upgrade included a CD-ROM (supposedly because at some point in the future they plan on issuing training programs on CD). This meant that I could now just pop my CDs into the computer and listen to them through the headset plugged into the speaker - one less thing cluttering my desktop!

However, I soon found out that some CDs assume that when they’re placed into a computer, you want to access their multimedia functions and won’t just play the music unless you have Quicktime or RealPlayer or some such program installed. Fine, except for security reasons I’m not allowed to install anything on my computer. This effectively renders the CD useless to me for work listening unless I can somehow copy the audio tracks only onto another CD - one of the projects on my to-do list now that I have a CD-W drive on my home system.

I’ve been hearing that some CD’s are coded so that you can’t copy them, which would not only interfere with the above-mentioned plan, but also my plan to eventually start burning my own MP-3 discs to play in the CD-MP3 player I plan to buy so that I don’t have to keep changing CDs every 40-70 minutes.

I am not amused.

Don’t even get me started on so-called “enhanced” CDs, which I hate with a passion. I just want to play the friggin thing, I do NOT want to have to do control+alt+delete because of some stupid program.

Are record companies purposely trying to lose business?
Won’t play in computers, won’t do this…argh.
Luckily, I have yet to purchase a write-protected CD.

Lurkmeister, turn off the autoplay function of your CD drive and it should ignore the non-music stuff that is causing you trouble.

erislover, John Cage compose a piece that was just like your CD in your computer CD player: 4’ 33". Wow, he was way ahead of his time. Now all the new Sony CDs play variations on that masterpiece when put in the computer. Think of it as a ‘bonus’, not as a ‘defect’. The executives at Sony evidently thought so.

Couldn’t Cage’s estate sue for copyright infringement? :wink:

Again?

AmbushBug