South Park, 8/1/01

Jinxie wrote:
“i.e. You travel all the way to London to see the Queen. When you finally do, that’s the money shot.”

Okay, the Queen of England and the phrase “money shot” should never be used in the same sentence. <shudder.

OK, I just saw it about 15 minutes ago. That was some of the funniest sicko wrong sick bad bad stuff I’ve ever seen in a long time.

To think it all started with an innocent fight between Jesus and Santa…

public service announcement:

You should never actually put a condom on with your mouth. It greatly increases the chances of breakage because your teeth can catch the latex and also because people who put on condoms that way rarely bother to get the air bubble out of the tip.

Mmmkay?

I’m only spreading the pain man. I never thought I’d see a dog’s money shot. shudder

Is it just me or were there differences between the Wed. show and the Sat. show?

When the girls are learning about giving birth, (I dont remember the actual footage: The babys head, and the shot of the cows excreting afterbirth) in the wed. show.

uh… your second question is incomplete. i cant answer your first question unless i know what was specifically piquing you change-dar.

I guess I am too amused by sick humor for my own good, but I laughed my ass off at this week’s South Park. The fact that it’s going to get thousands of protest letters from angry parents just makes it that much more funny, IMHO.

The episode with “Cartman’s Chili,” though…that was way over the top. And hilarious. When I was watching that scene, I kept going between laughing my ass off and almost puking. “Oh my god, that is so freakin’ horrible. BWAHAHAHAHAH!”

And the 1-second shot of Kyle’s hemmorhoid was some good old-fashioned vomit-inducing fun, too.

the funniest part of the chili one was the pony. he just kept workin that carrot in the background…

and what i liked about the chili scene, what really made me laugh, was stan’s comment to kyle.

“holy jesus, dude! lets officially never fucking piss cartman off again!”

If your question is whether there was a difference in the footage between the two shows, it looked exactly the same to me.

Somebody please tell me that this “Red Rocket” stuff isn’t really widespread.

I grew up in a boring little town, but it never got so boring that me or any of my childhood friends ever got to the point of even considering jacking off a dog. That’s just twisted.

Once you go Rover, you’ll never get over.

I thought it was a sickeningly funny episode. However, about 5 minutes into it (once Stan’s parents were ranting on about the school not teaching them sex ed. soon enough) I became cognizant of a rather unusual thing in South Park… an obvious point. The fact that all these parents couldn’t explain to their kid the masturbation subject, was, for me, one of the more amusing parts. I think it rings a little too true in a lot of situations. The sex ed. that gets force fed to kids is ridiculous. I probably would’ve been more disgusted by it if it hadn’t made this point; if it had been just about giving dogs hand jobs. Oh well, that was my two cents on the matter.

~ARose

ARose,

I think this has always been the point in SP. They make totally off the wall humor, but back it up by an intelligent underlying statement. Their main point, in most of the shows, is that if parents would just spend more time with their kids, the kids wouldn’t be getting in these fucked up situations to begin with.

This episode (which I finally saw, om Saturday!) came to mind this morning as I was listening to NPR. There was a news report about the New Yorker whose leg was bitten off by a shark in the Bahamas a day or two ago. According to the newscaster, “he beat off the shark with his bare hands.”

If THAT’S not a mental image for you . . .