Sovereign Citizens-- Please tell me this is fake

Beginning?

Well, I don’t want to leap to any conclusions. Now excuse me, I have to find my tin foil hat.

It’s no longer creating joinder. It’s contracting with the State.

I use an aluminum colander instead of tinfoil. It lets the good mind control rays in, but keeps the bad ones out. Plus, you can’t really get tinfoil anymore.

Amateur! I use a stainless steel colander (may be even Krupp Stahl, I’m in Germany). That’s the stuff to let the right waves in and keep the wrong ones out. Aluminum, pah…

And it’s great for advertising Pastafarianism!

R’Amen!

The holes let everything through. The proof is you think it keeps the bad rays out.
You need two layers of foil. Shiny in blocks your thoughts while shiny out blocks the mind control.

The voices say you’re wrong, at least some of them say that.

Do the two foil layers need to be bonded? Or is simple contact enough>

I submit to your noodly goodness!

Are you seriously asking if the layers need to create joinder?
:crazy_face:

You must look for the natural electronegativity of the metal foils. They have to be very different to build an electric field to ward off the bad spirits. Or so I was told in EE classes.

Simple contact. The layers need to be able to move to stay aligned with the etherium fields.

That is the WORST! Police use colanders as lie detectors.

In court last week, Johnatakis mounted his own defence, attempting to cite “sovereign citizen” ideology. As defined by the Anti-Defamation League, sovereign citizens form “an extreme anti-government movement whose members believe the government has no authority over them”. Johnatakis also said he had “repented all [his] sins” and the case should be “discharged”, but the judge, Royce C Lamberth, was not buying.

Telling Johnatakis his arguments were “bullshit” and “gobbledegook”, Lamberth said…etc

Come now, Your Honour, stop being mealymouthed and tell us what you really think.

You see a tortoise. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.

Come now, this documentary indicates colanders can do far more than that, with the proper modifications. Astral imaging at the very least!

Because they don’t have an actual political philosophy. What they’re looking for is conflict. And January 6, 2021 was a wonderful opportunity for them to do some violence, believing they would not be held accountable for anything.

You, just as I, would think. But that’s because we operate rationally.

No chance at all.

It’s a damn certainty.

There used to be a Chinese instructor at Defense Language Institute. The dude taught Chinese, was, IIRC, originally from China, and was definitely convinced the Chinese Consulate in San Francisco was spying on him via microwaves from that venue. To protect himself, he used a colander covered with aluminum foil whenever he was driving. I still don’t know why he thought the Consulate was only spying on him while he was driving traveling.

That made my day and it’s not even 11 a.m. yet! Seriously, I’ve never seen that before. But, of course, that’s the way a Pastafarian would close their prayer.

One of the judges highlighted in the Youtube videos mocking the sovcit loons refers to said loons as borogoves because they make as much sense as that poem. I think that’s a great term for them!

Judge Middleton.
It’s somewhere in this video. I’ll see if i can find it.

Wrong video.
Here it is.

That’s the judge!

And a reminder: sovcits, er, borogoves may seem amusing, but, in fact, they are dangerous. The ones you see on the videos are the ones who have not perfected their antisocial and illegal behavior…yet.