Okay, folks. Sit down and buckle your seatbelts. I don’t want to be responsible for anyone’s laughter-induced falling-from-chair injuries.
This afternoon, I watched this sovereign citizen fail at a traffic stop. The driver traveler insisted he’s a foreign national. When the sergeant appeared, she was quite amenable to that. She asked the sovcit what country he’s a citizen of so she can inform that country’s consulate that he’s being arrested. The reason for the stop, of course, was the sovcit plate on the back of the vehicle. In this particular case, the plates is a Moorish National plate, to wit, this one. You’ll notice that it says “Moroccan Empire” on it. Morocco isn’t an empire; it’s a kingdom.
Anyway, here’s more fun. So, let’s delve into the site prominently shown on the fictitious plate. Say, I want to “record my Moorish nationality”. What’s the cost now?
One must first subscribe to that site. Cost? Free. So far, so good.
Next, you must pony up $160, presumably United States dollars.
Our RECORDING SERVICES cost $160 and include the following:
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Your nationalization documents (‘Legal Notice’ and ‘Judicial Proclamation’) will be printed, signed and sealed by the Office of the Consul General;
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Your nationalization documents will be filed in the records of Morocco Consular Court and sent to you via priority mail with a filed date stamp;
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Your nationalization documents will be published on our website for 4 weeks as ‘Public Notice’ and you will receive a receipt via email regarding the publication.
And for our friends here in the legal profession, this site does not disappoint. YES! I give you a reference to Black’s Law Dictionary:
Why record in Consular Court and make public?
Your ‘Legal Notice’ and ‘Judicial Proclamation’ is a written declaration of your nationality / citizenship. When your written declaration is made on the public record before the world, this act constitutes the first essential of ‘due process of law’ called “Notice” (see Black’s Law Dictionary, 5th Edition, page 449, 'Due process of law’).
Okay. I’ve now done all of that stuff, including reciting my mantra (Black’s Law Dictionary, Black’s Law Dictionary, Black’s Law Dictionary). I’ve separated myself from my $160 so that means I’m good to go now. Right? Wrong! Now I need to get myself a Moorish national ID card. Same site, of course; heck, it’s the same page on that site. The cost for this is $150, not including the cost of getting the photo in a turban (for females) or fez (for males). So, I’m now out $310. And what does all that get me?
Well, at the very bottom of that page is this fun disclaimer:
The national ID card and nationalization documents DOES NOT make you a member of our civic organization and DOES NOT oblige the Office of Consul General of Morocco to exercise consular jurisdiction in any case or dispute affecting your rights or property.
The rest of the site is some odd self-flagellation, too. They pretend that they’ve been able to get people released from jail. This is utter nonsense, of course. They’re not consular officials who need to be notified of the arrest of one of their citizens because these “Moorish Americans” are, after all American citizens and that outfit is not an actual consulate. There are some amusing pictures with them bandying around the flag of the actual country of Morocco. And the “legal documents” are just affidavits these loons have submitted to the clerk of a real court in the United States for record. They’re meaningless.
But, hey, they’re worth $310 (minimum) per disciple for the site owners, right? Sadly, I couldn’t find on that site how much they charge for the “license plate”. But this bit is so golden, I have to quote it again:
The national ID card and nationalization documents DOES NOT make you a member of our civic organization and DOES NOT oblige the Office of Consul General of Morocco to exercise consular jurisdiction in any case or dispute affecting your rights or property.