Dishwasher concentrate would be the better option if you don’t want watery pasta. You can find it in the cleaning products aisle. It’s also useful for de-greasing oily ducks.
Or removing poop in a purse residue
I have a feeling you may have misunderstood my comment, as I’m not sure what this means. I’m just trying to let you know, since you haven’t used Yelp before, that it’s an interesting resource, but to take their reviews and ratings with a healthy grain of salt. When I say “reviewers who don’t know what the hell they’re talking about,” I mean as in factual errors, like I recently saw someone complain about a mussaman curry for having potatoes in it, when it’s typically served with potatoes.
ETA: Or complaining about a Neapolitan pizza place because they’re expecting a heavily seasoned, substantial American-style pie, when they get a perfectly in-style Neapolitan pie. That sort of stuff. I mean people who are reviewing food when they literally do not know what the food is supposed to be like. It’s like going to a Polish restaurant and complaining the food was too heavy on starches and meat and wasn’t heavily spiced. Well, duh, it’s supposed to be that way.
Fair enough.
I think the words you were looking for were “Whoops, I apologize for coming across so caustically. I clearly misunderstood your post. I’ll try not to do so in the future.”
Well, as we know, brevity is the soul of wit–and don’t assess that statement by Polonius’ character!
there are 3 letters in that sentence that apply - and they are not w i or t.
I’m confused - are you saying that your post is a joke, or are you saying it was a very brief apology?
Were you trying to be witty or to apologize. If it was an apology, then brevity failed you.
And versa-visa as well!
If it did, 'twas a grievous mistake…
After all this time I found V8 Fusion, Tropical Blend. It included juice of beets–and bananas
! It didn’t taste like tomato-and-orange juice, and didn’t sicken me. I stand corrected. 
Ooh, sorry…
We’ve all moved on to natural apple cider now.
You mean before this you were drinking unnatural apple cider? 
Where do you find these here unnatural apples?
The tree is in a really nice garden. But the way in is blocked.
By a rotating sword, I assume. 
Flaming!
Not unnatural apples; supernatural apples!
Sounds like you’re talking Snow White now. 