It seems like spam has increased of late. Which means I wind up deleting most of what comes to me without paying much attention to them. One of today’s crop sported a sales pitch that caught my eye:
Take years off your life - lose weight!
My Eudora filters catch most of these, but I still sometimes check before deleting them.
Today I found 2 right in a row that made me laugh:
“Add inches and make her happy.”
and
“Lose inches without dieting.”
Wondering what would happen if I took both of them at once is what had me falling off my chair.
I opened this thread thinking that this was a new foodstuff, like either crackers made out of actual Spam, or crackers that, when you bite into them, say, “POKE OUT HER KIDNEYS WITH YOUR HUGE COCK!”
Spamcrackers would go great with this.