She comes in colors ev’rywhere;
She combs her hair
She’s like a rainbow
Coming, colors in the air
Oh, everywhere
I’m their savior!
That’s what they call me
So Lauren Bacall me
Anything goes
To make me fantastic
I have to be Rainbow High!
In magical colors
Magic Light
Gonna take you for a ride…
Rainbow Brite
See the shining light
Yes I’m gonna take ya to Rainbow Brite
You’re a shining star
No matter who you are
Shining bright to see
What you could truly be
Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Now there’s a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond
Diamond Girl - you sure do shine
Glad I found you - glad you’re mine
Oh my love you’re like a precious stone
Part of earth where heaven has rained on
Ooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth?
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven, love comes first
We’ll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
They say that heaven is 10 zillion light years away
And just the pure at heart will walk her righteous streets someday
Now it’s been ten thousand years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what he never knew
Now man’s reign is through
But through the eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe it’s only yesterday
Like smoke from a cigarette
Dreams that you soon forget
It’s fading away
And it’s 1900 yesterday
Say, say,
Two thousand zero, zero, party over,
Oops, out of time!
So tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!
Alright, it’s 1999!
Oh, no one ever left alive in nineteen hundred and eighty five will ever do
She may be right, she may be fine, she may get love but she won’t get mine, 'cause I got you
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
'Cause she’s still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Hey Nineteen
That’s ‘Retha Franklin
She don’t remember the Queen of Soul
It’s hard times befallen
The sole survivors
She thinks I’m crazy
But I’m just growing old
Hey Nineteen
No, we got nothin’ in common
No, we can’t talk at all
Please take me along when you slide on down
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again
Big bottoms drive me out of my mind!
How can I leave this behind?
Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney
Stuck in my chimney, stuck in the chimney
Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney
When he came last year
You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout, I’m telling you why
SANNNN-ta Claus is coming to town
SANNNN-ta Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
It is time for you to stop all of your sobbing
Yes it’s time for you to stop all of your sobbing
My father is a bastard,
My ma’s an S.O.B.
My grandpa’s always plastered,
My grandma pushes tea.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that’s why I’m a mess!