Sailing (takes me away)
Takes me away
(To where I’ve always heard it could be)
I heard it could be
(I heard it could be)
Just a dream and a wind to carry me
(Soon I will be free)
Soon I will be free, free
Now here you go again
You say you want your freedom
Well, who am I to keep you down?
It’s only right that you should
Play the way you feel it
But listen carefully to the sound
Of your loneliness
And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes they’re sharing a drink they call “Loneliness”
But it’s better than drinking alone
Sing us a song you’re the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we’re all in the mood for a melody
And you’ve got us feeling alright
You were workin’ as a waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met you
I picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around
Turned you into someone new
Now five years later on, you’ve got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don’t forget, it’s me who put you where you are now
And I can put you back down too
(But know my love, hey didn’t I love you?
Didn’t I love you? Didn’t I love you? Didn’t I love you, baby?)
Don’t cry my love, I’ll always love you
But my heart belongs to me
My heart belongs to me
I got the feelin’ the feelin’s gone
My heart belongs to me
You know I’m smiling baby
You need some guiding baby
I’m just deciding baby, now
I need you more than ever
Let’s spend the night together
Let’s spend the night together now
Don’t call a doctor
Don’t call her momma
Don’t call her preacher
No, I don’t need it
I don’t need it (Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet love)
If there’s a cure for this
I don’t want it
Don’t want it
Is there a doctor in the house?
Is there a doctor in the house?
Is there a doctor in the house?
Point him out,
For there is an element of doubt—as to
Who’s got the pain when they do the mambo?
Who’s got the pain when they go “Ugh”?
Who’s got the pain when they do the mambo?
I dunno who—do you?
Now I guess I’ll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my Ph.D.
I’m a teenage lobotomy
Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy!
DDT did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I’ll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose
All the girls are in love with me
I’m a teenage lobotomy