I could while away the hours
Conferrin’ with the flowers
Consultin’ with the rain
And my head, I’d be scratchin’
While my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain
Countin’ flowers on the wall
That don’t bother me at all
Playin’ solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin’ cigarettes and watchin’ Captain Kangaroo
Now don’t tell me I’ve nothin’ to do
Nothing to do to save his life, call his wife in
Let me call you sweetheart
I’m in love with you
Let me hear you whisper
That you love me too
Goodnight, sweetheart, well it’s time to go,
Goodnight, sweetheart, well it’s time to go,
I hate to leave you, but I really must say,
Goodnight, sweetheart, goodnight.
Well, it’s three o’clock in the morning,
And baby, I just can’t do right,
Well, I hate to leave you, baby,
I don’t mean maybe, because I love you so.
Three o’clock in the morning
I’m getting ready for bed
It came without a warning
But I’ll be waiting for you baby
I’ll be waiting for you there
It’s quarter to three, there’s no one in the place except you and me
So, set ‘em up, Joe, I got a little story I think you should know
We’re drinkin’, my friend, to the end of a brief episode
Make it one for my baby and one more for the road
Closing time
One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer.
Closing time
You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
No no no, I don’t drink no more
I’m tired of waking up on the floor
No thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
And it makes it hard to find the door
Barley wine, pink gin,
He’ll drink anything,
Port, pernod or tequila,
Rum, scotch, vodka on the rocks,
As long as all his troubles disappeared.
Strawberries, cherries and an angel’s kiss in spring
My summer wine is really made from all these things
Take off those silver spurs, help me pass the time
And I will give to you my summer wine
Oh…oh…summer wine
Love are wine
It tickles the mind
And I always got drunk
Everytime on Love
Scotch and soda, mud in your eye,
Baby, do I feel high,
Oh me, oh my, do I feel high.
We’re an all time high
We’ll change all that’s gone before
Doing so much more than falling in love
On an all time high
We’ll take on the world and win
So hold on tight, let the flight begin
Starlight, star bright
You got the lovin’ that I like
Turn this crazy bird around
Should not have got on this flight tonight
When the pilot informed us of what he was planning
And I heard the dirty words “emergency landing”
Well my brakes locked up and my wheels fell off
Now it’s all I that can manage to go for a walk
Going down the Highway, He’s in front of you.
The speed limit is 50, He’s going 22.
He wont’ let you pass him, He won’t let you by
You curse him he can’t hear you, You wish that he would die.
He’s Snailman!! (Snailman)
I’m burning up the highway early this morn
I’m passing everybody oh nothing but corn
Man outta my way I don’t drive with my horn
Transfusion transfusion
Oh nurse I’m gonna make a new resolution
I’m never never never gonna speed again
Put a gallon in me Alan
Oh barnyard drivers are found in two classes
Line crowding hogs and speeding jackasses
So remember to slow down today
Honking, honking down the gosh darn highway
Trying, trying to get past them cars