A co-worker and I just recently came to blows over an argument about Spiderman; more specifically, his web-shooting powers. Fear not: I am unharmed. They don’t call me “El Smasho” for nothing. I quickly overpowered her with my patented Hassan Chop© maneuver.
Anyway, I say that Spiderman had little devices that he had to wear on his wrists in order to shoot webs. I distinctly remember him having to “refill” them on occasion.
Her story is that Spiderman had the power to shoot webs inherently; “it comes with the package when you get bitten by a radioactive spider, you moron,” said she.
So what’s the deal, people? Am I right, and have delivered a smashing justly so? Or am I wrong, and will be in need of a defense attorney when the paramedics finally manage to resuscitate her?