You mean we, the Amercian public, did this through our steadfast refusal to go see that movie?
Yay us! (gobble gobble)
Stop! 
STOP!! I can’t breathe! Oh, this is too funny.
Twickster, we must go on using this power of ours for the good of Mankind; we must prevent this sort of evil from self-replicating throughout our world.
Yes… if only we’d paid more attention to them!
I shall personally make up for it by watching Phantoms and Money Train nonstop, over and over, for 24 hours.
I’ll just rephrase my comments that I posted in the other thread about this situation.
Those Dopers who are capering about with joy and glee over the apparent breakup of Affleck and Lopez sicken me. Your joy and happiness over someone else’s misfortune shows that you have absolutely no class.
Hey, I only said “Touché.”
Um, Muldoon’s Squishiness, come down to earth a little, eh? First of all, we have no idea if this is true. Second, we have no clue if this is anyone’s misfortune at all – this could be a mutually agreed upon decision to cut their mutual loses.
But most importantly, these two have made themselves a parody. They clearly enjoyed being in the media spotlight, as evidenced by their Barbara Walters special-o-doom and their Rolls Royced jaunt to The Ivy just the other night. With that kind of exposure comes commentary, for the good and for the bad. You know very well that Conan and Dave and everybody else with a national audience is going to have a field day with this story in much more cruel fashion than anything we could say here, will be sickened by that, too?
When a couple sets themselves up by making special note of their relationship – and I think the spate of Bennifer music videos, movies, interviews, yada yada yada certainly qualifies – then flames out in such spectacular fashion, people are going to talk. It’s the nature of the beast. If they don’t want the public to have and voice an opinion about their private lives, then they should keep their private lives private. They opened the door. You can’t blame anyone here for walking through.
Wow, too much self-righteousness to be contained in one thread! I’m sure we’re all suitably humbled by your disapproval. Thank you for correcting us.
Now, where did I leave my copy of Schadenfreude Weekly…
Hey there it is, and Jen and Ben are on the cover! It’s about time!
So, anyone wanna take bets on who’ll be number four (or #5?) for J. Lo?
Can you say “publicity stunt”? I knew you could.
MSN’s piece begins: “Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, the most overexposed couple on the planet…”
Hee!
Anyone read the deal about Ben and the strippers in the Enquirer…or was it the Star???
Not that I would read it… 
Next husband for Jennifer - I’m going to guess Kiefer Sutherland or Jason Patric. Oh, wait a minute, I’m getting her confused with Julia Roberts.
I’m gonna go with Matt Damon. Then Jason Lee. Jennifer is going to be the Janet of their little circle of friends.
I’m still amazed that on one of those news channels, the lady said to call those call-in numbers to let them know if J-Lo should keep the ring or give it back.
Yep, news.
I dunno, but my card says I’m #4417.
Caresville - Population: Not Me!
(they’ll be back!)
I hope she consoles herself by making a movie with Mariah Carey:
Giglitter.
au contraire! We could be MUCH more cruel, if we set our collective minds to it.
au contraire! We could be MUCH more cruel, if we set our collective minds to it.