Small Citrus Fruit by Amanda Rheen
Lion Taming Made Easy, by Claude Balls
Antlers In The Treetops, by Hoogoost Damoos
Nibbling Pubic Hair by Adolf Oliver Bush
A Guide to Oral Sex by Ophelia Burstyn
Well, I don’t. I know what spontaneous combustion is, but this thing you speak of is alien to me. 
My Life As a Limo Driver
by Pikov Andropov
Hey–you stole that one from the Car Talk guys!
While we’re at it, let’s get another old chestnut out of the way:
How to Meet More Guys, by Amanda Huggenkiss.
Clothahump and Malacandra, I love your titles and authors.
Silviculture: Theory and Practice by Tim Berr.