Spontaneous Combustion

By Lynn C. Doyle

This is the way Lynn C. Doyle ends
This is the way Lynn C. Doyle ends
This is the way Lynn C. Doyle ends
Not with a whimper but a bang?

Some-body needs a time-out!

:stuck_out_tongue:

?
I googled this and found nothing

Always given to impregnating this or impregnating that. Jeez, give it a rest, would you?

Pssst… Cal…

“Combustibility:- Incompatible with strong oxidizing agents. Reacts violently with chlorine. Rags or paper impregnated with linseed oil may spontaneously combust after a long period due to gradual exothermic reaction with oxygen.”

Life Under the Bleachers

by Seymour Butts

Lynn C. Doyle
Linseed oil

I KNOW what Spontanous Combustion is, lieu
Ah – now that Qadgop has posted I see. “Linseed oil”. Cute.

by Perry Noid

…ohhhhhh! light bulb flickers on

I See (and hold friendly chats with) Dead People

By M. Deeum

Yellow River

by I. P. Freely

by Ben Thair and Don Thatt

Liability Suits for Fun and Profit

by Dewey, Cheatum and Howe

Damnit…now I’ll have to make it a quest to find out what her middle name is.

Overpopulated China

by Wi Fukum Yung

Classic Printing Techniques, by Rhoda Gravure

How to Get More Chicks, by Oliver Closeoff

An Introduction to the Vascular Plants, by Angie O’Sperm

Guide to Mass Transit, by Rhoda Buss

Architecture for Everyone, by Bill Ding

And a few scholarly titles from the Ethnomusicology Department:

The Rituals of Death: A Comparitive Study of Mideval and Classical-Era Burial Music, by Marcia Funebre

Satan Worship through History: The Black Plague in Song and Ritual, by Dan Smacab.

The Evolution of Afro-Brazil Through Art, Ritual, Music, and Dance, by Sam Ba

By the way, I loved Lynne C. Doyle. I would never have thought of it in a bizillion years!

Nobody has mentioned

Rusty Bedsprings

by I. P. Knightly,

so I feel compelled to do so.

Over the Cliff
by Hugo First

**Fifty Yards to the Outhouse
**

by Willy Makeit, illustrated by Betty Dont

Vertigo at Beachy Head by Eileen Dover
Training Budgerigars To Talk by Hugh Zapretti-Boyden
My Life In The Light Cavalry by Major Assburns
From Oasis To Oasis With The Bedouins by Mustapha Kamul