My spoon is not working. I think it is broken. It’s so pathetic, just staring at me.
But remember.
There is no Spoon
SPOON!
I’d rather use a spork, thanks.
My spoon is too big.
try using it the other way round (its an easy mistake to make)
Are you using spoonguard?
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LOL at Garius, “try using it the other way round…”
“In England, everyone only has one spoon.”
Actually Homebrew over here spoons are a good indicator of social class.
A man of the, shall we say, “common” variety will only own one spoon, the “middling sort” may well own two or sometimes even three. A member of the Gentry will of course own a minimum of four.
Personally i own nine - but then i am the 24th Earl of Hampton.
Of course it goes without saying that our most noble majesty - Her Highness Queen Elizabeth II…
…has a Ladle.