Vortex theory is the most ridiculous thing ever. (For those of you who don’t know, vortex theory is the idea that once the field is at race speed, a vortex of warm air forms over the racetrack and keeps rain from crossing the track.)
The only thing worse than listening to Darrell Waltrip babble about “coopetition” and “boogity” is hearing Wally Dallenbach impersonate a former driver.
I sorta miss Buddy Baker, the Tim McCarver of NASCAR.