You can still use a flame to light a burner, so she’d have to hide the matches.
And hope he doesn’t just leave the gas on.
[Uncle Buck]
Wait til she’s asleep, get a drill, and then drill them out with a 3/8 bit drill. 2 inches up from the bump on her pelvic bone, 3 inches in from each of her sides.
[/Uncle Buck]
Jesus, Count, that’s a bit creepy…
Take the knobs off.
Of the stove, I mean.
Not his knobs.
From a cold start, sure. In context, it seemed like sauce for the gander.
Mine once put a pot full of plums on to stew and then decided she needed to go sleep the rest of the afternoon away. We never did get that pot clean. She pulled a similar stunt another time when she was boiling up a can of condensed milk for pie filling (fortunately the can didn’t explode or anything dramatic). I’ve long since given up on trying to convince her that the stovetop is not just an extension of the kitchen counter surface, because after all, we’ve only melted through a couple of plastic chopping boards that way and don’t go on about it.
It would be nice to say that the sex was crazy good and more than made up for everything. :rolleyes:
I just want to pass on to those that have spouses that repeatedly forget they have food cooking on the stove that this is an early sign of dementia.
For the last couple days I’ve been telling my GF that she will burn the food processor if she keeps using it the way she does.
Why do women live longer than men? Because it’s the man who has to rush into a toxic smoke filled kitchen to unplug the burning appliance. :smack:
I also like to boil water in a teflon pot; otherwise I have problems with water sticking to the bottom.
Spouse burns the house?
Was she cooking a grouse?
Did she kill the mouse?
Did it get rid of the louse?
Was there any water with which to douse?