Don’t get me wrong. I don’t blame the people who work at sprint in their call factories. I don’t blame them one bit, and every time I’ve gotten an actual person on the phone, I get wonderful service.
I never can seem to get to that person, though.
I just got a text message telling me that I need to pay my bill or have my service cut off. I forgot to pay the bill. My fault.
So, I go online. I type in my phone number and password. This number and password do not match. OH YEAH! All caps. Do it again. This number and password do not match. Please call Sprint PCS Customer Service at blah blah. I do so. I try and pay my bill. After shouting “PAYMENT” into the phone for five minutes, the auto system finally understands. (I try saying it slower, faster, louder, with the emphasis on the ment, rather than the pay but nothing seems to work). I get to the payment menu, and I can’t understand anything she’s saying, everything is broken up. She starts speaking Spanish. I hang up to try again.
I get through the horror that is described above. After my payment, I’d like to go back to the main menu and change my internet password for the sixth time (this has happened before, donchaknow). Nope, the system hangs up on me.
So I call again. I get through the system by shouting “PASSCODE” at the phone seven times, and then “INTERNET” eight or nine, all the time varying my loudness and inflection. I get the “we’re sending you to a customer service rep right now”… and then the system goes into it’s hold music. The music stops after a few seconds and I think “ALL RIGHT!” Then the system hangs up on me. This has happened every time I’ve tried to get to customer service. I always fall for it, though.
After calling and going through this again, I get Nathan. Nathan is a nice boy who fixes my password up lickety split and then tries to sell me more PCS products. In my brain I’m thinking “no, I’d like to cancel my account, but that will cost me a shitload of money, so you can fuck off” but I say “no thanks. Yes, I give your (meaning Nathan’s) customer service a 10.”
Then I want to kick something breakable.