Squeaky beds...

Well, you’d also lose some storage space; comparatively quite a lot if your bedroom’s small.

Maybe I’m wrong, but don’t people generally stop shoving stuff under their bed after their teens? It’s not really a practical place to store stuff (unless you have drawers) because you have to lie down on the ground and fish around with one arm.

My roommate has the desk and about half the closet; junk I need to store but don’t need at my fingertips, it goes in boxes under my bed. I’m still a teenager until next Thursday, so mea culpa on that count. We’ll wait and see if there’s still boxes under my bed week after next. :wink:

I don’t find this to be true at all, at any point in my life where I am in the shape to get on the floor and get something, stuff with continue to be put under my bed. My mom for instance puts her exercise stuff under there, and she uses it still. My step-mom puts her sewing stuff under her bed because its neatly organizable there, and she sews pretty regularly… I don’t think its that you stop putting things under your bed when you’re a teen, its that the STUFF that you put under your bed that changes.

I had that problem when I moved into my current house (that has hardwood floors). Those carpet pads they sell to help you move furniture around worked wonders.

Try a different approach. Learn to imitate the bed’s squeaking, and make that noise when you bouncy-bouncy. You will achieve a harmony between the bed’s song and your own. It’s a sort of funky feng-shui.:wink:

Or a sort of kinky sex.