I open bottles of drugs all day. My favourite drug company is Bristol-Meyers Squibb, for their most excellently easily perforated seals.
Could have been worse, could have been a vital organ.
This is a poll now? Great!
Another vote for fucking retard.
Mebbe the evil voices in the radio said squab, and this is an anti-poultry rant. Most likely, the voices in the radio said STFU, but were ignored.
I thought this was going to be a rant about the squib kick, and I could have totally gotten on board with that. Sadly, it was not to be. 
Do not drop the Bart Simpson acid.
No no no. That would mean VC03 gets fucked.
More likely a virgin retard.
You’re Calling Me Retarded When There’s A Person Asking If You Can Fucking Diet By Eating Ice In Gq Seriously
Think about that.
I don’t think you are retarded, Mongo.
However, I think he could benefit from one or more of Bristol-Myers Squibb’s fine products. Perhaps they make a sedative, or perhaps a medication to counteract bipolar disorder…
While I can’t claim that this thread has raised my ire towards Bristol at all, this has to be one of the most entertaining OP’s I’ve seen from VCO3 in as long as I can remember. C’mon people – this shit is funny!
VCO3 only pawn in game of life.
Oh dear. Isn’t this a racial slur?
(I first heard it from an Australian friend and discovered it was short for ‘mongoloid’.)
Well, you’ve got the title, now you just have to write the autobiography itself.
No, Mongo was white.
Rent the movie Blazing Saddles. Then slap yourself for not having seen it already.
Both! Didn’t you read the title…Squib fucking Squib.
Hey, I’ve seen it. I just don’t spend my days memorizing movie quotes!
But yeah, wikipedia mentions it on the disambiguation page (lower down than your reference) as an offensive racial slur in some circles. It actually comes from ‘mongoloid’ through the fact that Down’s syndrome people were given that name due to their epicanthic folds. It carries the same connotation as ‘retarded’ (and for that matter might be the origin of that character’s name) but since it’s based on a traditional racial classification it might be a good insult to avoid in the future.
Oh fer fucks sake…
You’re one of those people who wants to take the word “niger” out of all the Mark Twain books aren’t you?