"'Stand back,' Tom ejaculated!" Origin of the "Tom Swifty"?

Now that I understand what TYPE of wood you meant, I think so.

“I’m on pins and needles”, Tom said pointedly.

“I don’t see the problem”, Tom said blindly.

:smiley:

“You are going to Hell for THAT Swifty”, Tom said devilishly.

“Touché,” Tom said, with a pronounced accent.

This is funny, because I remember reading a bit of a few Hardy Boys books some years ago and chuckling at the Tom-Swifty-esque usage – exactly as its being mentioned here. Very blatant, noticeable stylistic thang. And lo-and-behold – this appears to be the source. Cool!

“Touché on using née on your résumé,” Tom said gravely.

You swiftly tired of them? :smiley:

Shouldn’t that be “Touché on using née on your résumé,” Tom said acutely?
“I’ve broken my pencil lead,” Tom said pointlessly.

“My arm fell asleep,” Tom said numbly.

“Which should I read first: Garfield or Blondie?” Tom dithered.

“I can’t wait to watch that new show on Fox about the high school singing club!” said Tom with glee.

… That may be pushing it.

“But I watch Fox News exclusively!” Tom said ignorantly.

“Don’t blame me; I voted for McCain,” Tom said conservatively.