Staples: You bunch of crooked pricks!
I needed a new cordless phone/answering machine. I figure I can save some time by walking to the Staples up the street. I get there and find my phone. The Staples boy went to find the phone I wanted. It took him 20 minutes and no phone. OK I’m patient plus I would just be warming my chair at “Chicken head University.” Staples boy says “we don’t have it let’s look online.” Fine. I can’t find the phone I want but I do find an equivalent model. It’s about 30 dollars more but it has a 30 dollar rebate. I have wasted like almost an hour now. So I order the Damn phone and go. The Staples boy gives me the receipt and sends me on my way. Then theses crooks call me up the next day to tell me they are out of stock but it will be here in a week and I have to waste more of my time calling them back to say whether I will take it or not. At this point I am thinking screw them I can go someplace else I mean we need a cordless phone answering machine. But the SO says no be patient it will be here we can go on using the clunky cord phone and 80’s answering machine. I call these Jackasses up and say ship it. So the phone comes a week later and low and behold I have to log onto their web site for the rebate. OK no problem. But the web site sucks and every time I type in all my info and hit submits it says “no go due to technical problems.” Another Damned 45 minutes. Now I am a bit annoyed with their shitty service. I can print the rebate form and send it snail mail so I do. Then last night these bastards send me a card that says “purchase was not made within the required date for the rebate” Well why the fuck was the rebate on the website?! And why did Staples boy direct me to it? OK so I call up customer service and they are like no way you purchased it on July 7th and the rebate ended on the 2nd. So forget about it. The best they can do it direct me to the store manager. I call this clown up and he’s like “Well bring everything you’ve got up here and we will see what we can do.” I have wasted probably 2 hours with these pricks. Now they want me to walk 20 minutes up the street to argue with some Pirate!! Are they FUCKING KIDDING? I will not give this shitty company one more dime. Frankly I am not sure if it’s worth getting pissed off again with the clown who manages the lousy store.