I want you all to know I will never finish Star Ocean 3.
Basically, when the stupid bloody idiot game got to the point where they decided I was playing a video game within a video game. Except that the video game within the video game indluded Earth, so it was a video game within a video game within real life (which was the past of the video game). Ok, my head hurts. That just pissed me off. I played Star Ocean 1 and 2. That really pissed me off. Even within the context of the game there’s no telling which characters are real or not, or even to what degree the “video game characters” are supposed to be independant creatures and not blind slave programs. Whatever.
OK, so the game takes a really obnoxious pissant turn. Fine.
Oh wait, in order to get the game’s best weapons I have to effin’ race bunnies for the next 30 hours? A mini-game where they explicitly avow that you have no options to improve your odds and cannot help but have a 1 in 4 chance of victory? So it’s a blind waste of time and money instead of letting sucker-punch the attendant and just grab the item you need?
Ok, so I won’t do that. Fine.
I head in, quite overlevelled and over-equipped, and take on a boss in the “real world”. Azazer’s very rude but oddly not that shocked that video game characters just appeared quite fully real. I kill him. I make my way upstairs. Now two bosses pop up. I go to kill Belial and Belzaber. They destroy me. This repeats itself nine times in a row.
What. The. Frag?! Sure, I had some surprises and had to go in for round two against some bosses. I just got beat ten times by two twits. I look up strategy. Apparently no one in the world had any trouble with him except me. Screw it.
I stop playing, as by now I’ve been going for well over 40 hours and the end is nowhere in sight. In fact, the game apparently keeps going for a very, very long time more.
Whatever. But someone tell me what happens from then on out.
PS: Abnel and Peppita RULE!