Star Trek: Enterprise Has Been Cancelled

Very :cool:

Y’all see this?

I post at TrekBBS, where that spoiler is supposedly from, and the Enterprise sentiment there is so divided that the board would implode if it were in any way confirmed or even plausible.

About that spoiler:

[spoiler]Enterprise-D? Meaning the ship from TNG, and not the current one as of Star Trek: Nemesis? So it would be present-day Frakes and Sirtis playing ten-years-younger Riker and Troi?

Unless they meant Enterprise-E and the “present-day,” but if so, Riker and Troi should be on a different ship, not Enterprise.[/spoiler]

That spoiler just can’t possibly be right. It’s got to be a joke.

Right?

I retract my former post as I just looked and it’s being taken seriously there but I’ve just not been paying close attention and didn’t realize it until now. FUCKING HELL. Do those idiots not realize that the Dynasty bullshit is laughed at, not along with? It wasn’t a good idea then and it isn’t now either. Christ… this better be an elaborate hoax or I’m going to be very pissed.

AND IT’S THE !@#% E-D?! WHAT ABOUT THE !@#% TITAN!?

I can’t help but remember that they killed Sisko off at the end of DS9 and dispersed the others as far away as possible.

OTOH, it would make Klingon Ridge Virus non-canon! Whoopie!

Uh. What does Sisko joining the Prophets (he didn’t die) and Odo, Worf, and O’Brien leaving DS9 have to do with ENT just being a holodeck program?

Dear Whoever is in charge of Enterprise:

Bob Newhart is the only one who was able to pull that off. Ya’ll aren’t Bob Newhart. You ain’t even Dallas. Please let this be a joke.

Sadly, I have read that Frakes and Sirtis are supposed to show up in the finale. Let’s hope it’s something that isn’t so damn lame.

Dead or worm hole alien, WhatEVER.
They seemed to try and make it difficult to make a next series or movie using the characters. For example, there is no reason given why Worf quite his Tarq hunting ambassador job to return to shooting things for Picard.

I want a Ferris Bueller ending.
Trip comes out of the shower in a big thick bathrobe with a towell on his head and says,

“What? It’s over! Go home.”

I heard about it yesterday and it had better NOT be true.

  If it is, I will know the feeling of having a nacelle shoved up me arse.

Yeah, about that…,

Sorry.

Pull it out, dammit. PULL IT OUT NOW!!

(Directed at BandB, not actually at NCB.
Scrape 'em off, Jim!

Mudderfucker.

I just drank a beer.

It isn’t helping yet.

You cling on bastards, you killed my show!

Remember how, when Enterprise started, people were complaining about the continuity problems? In a thread about the show, I jokingly suggested that at the end, it would turn out that Archer was a low-level officer on the Enterprise-E, and the whole series was just a big holo-novel.

Maybe the writers are Dopers :eek:

I think it’s just supposed to be a holodeck re-creation and not a dream or fantasy thing, but still. Eeeesh.

It’s grrrrreeen. The bottle, I mean. Carlsberg.

I read that Riker and Troi are teaching their child history on what ever his new ship is.

And I just read that TrekUnited is in some sort of discussions with Paramount.

That’s all.

Interesting. I just saw this in a West Wing thread: