I’ll have to ask my Mom.
Benzite: I’d rip off my gas mask thingy and suffocate before I’d kiss you.
Bolian male: I’ll date you when all my hair grows back.
Romulan: As cunning and sneaky as I am, I’m not even going to try to make up a lie as to why I’ll never go out with you.
Andorian: Not even if you were cobalt, baby.
Caitian: Get away from me or I’ll claw you but good.
Scotty: I’m sorry Lassie. I canna drink enough whiskey to make you seem like pleasant company.
Q: I am omnipotent. Even I cannot make you attractive.
Organian: If you continue to try to pick me up, I shall render your reproductive organs inoperative. And too hot to touch.
Sigma Iotian: Take a hike, ya mug!
Orion Slave Girl: does the Elaine Benes dance
Darmok and Jalad at a Motel 8.