Star Wars Fiction Now Fact

It’s literally mind over matter. Is civilization as we know it doomed? And an alien popped out (easily seen full-screen) from the [del]watermelon[/del] planet destroyer’s chest!

Sure, we now have the ability to destroy civilization with our psychic power. Blah blah blah.

Let’s focus on something important instead: CBC journalist Lauren O’Neil.

If those kids aren’t producing Omega waves, they’re not doing squat!

ETA: I’m in state 26 right now!

That would be perfect for the first day of class when I become a professor. “I find your lack of preparation…disturbing.” BOOM!!

EVERYONE would read the syllabus that night.