Of course, the final straw of Anakin’s true descent to the Dark Side should be his casual murder of Jar-Jar, but the dramatic moment would no doubt be drowned out by the audience cheering.
Episode III experiences a slight change of gears, as the setting is changed from a Galaxy Far, Far Away to first century Jerusalem. George Lucas, played by himself, is brutalized by Roman Legionaries with horrible instruments of torture for two solid hours. The crucifiction scene lasts for 30 minutes, and culminates with Lucas apologizing for Episodes I and II, promising never to direct another movie, to hand the franchise over to people who can do it justice, and begging for mercy. Mercy is granted, but only after crows eat his eyes out.
Fans are understandably forgiving of the slight discontinuity, and eagerly wait for Peter Jackson to begin work on Episode VI.
Ooo, I’d pay real money to see that.