Start Worrying if You See a Scientist Eying Your Head

[Tuckerfan]

Scientists say, “We need braaaaainnnnsss!”

More people need to donate their brains to medical research if cures for diseases like dementia are to be found, UK scientists say.

They say research is being hampered by a gross shortage of brains and are urging healthy people as well as those with brain disorders to become donors.

Brain research has proved essential for finding new treatments - such as dopamine for Parkinson’s disease.

Brain investigator Dr Payam Rezaie called the current situation “dire”.

Maybe they should hire these guys.

[Pushkin]

I knew someone would post the story with that line in it somewhere

I’m tempted to donate, the other useful parts are being donated, why not the brain?

[WarmNPrickly]

uhuh, I see the issue. (grabs a weapon.) Have these “scientists” by chance been experimenting with various derivatives of trioxin.

[Todderbob]

I hereby bequeath my body, from head to toe, to medical research. It’s not like I’ll need it once I kick off.

But if I died under suspicious circumstances, whatever organization that would’ve gotten my body parts and whoever would’ve gotten my stuff should be thoroughly investigated. My collection of… stuff is valuable!