Steal My Post Time
Hey welby, yeah Euty, hey have you talked to meato lately?
uhh, i havent really talked to him but he looks pretty, uh, down
ha ha ha, he looks pretty, uh, down
yeah, well, maybe we should cheer him up then
what do you, uh, suppose we should do?
well, does he like butter tarts?
I was posting on the boards on Sunday morning of last week
Indulging in my Straight Dope treat
But my thread was thugged all laced and bugged all twisted wrong and beat
'Cause Euty had come to delete
Now the fuzzy stare from it not being there on a confusing morning weak
Impaired my Doper posting speak
And of course you can’t be dumb and should only do what Eut wants done
Or you’ll miss a million miles of fun
I know it’s up for me
Euty steals my post-time
Making sure I don’t think too deep
Euty steals my post-time
Posting verses is not sweet
Welby, c’mere c’mere, c’mere
wow, look at him
i know
i’ve never seen Meato look so bad before
i did once before, but this is pretty bad
yeah, what do you think he got up to last night?
ha ha ha
well, i, Meato we love you
I was lurking on the boards in my bunny slippered feet
l-a-t-e-r that week
I checked my thread for reaponses that were normal and complete
An incredible eight-post heap
Now the bunny feet are tapping muscial beats while I eat rice krispie treats
So I think I’ll post a lyric sheet
Buy Euty’s on the gun and my lyric post is gone
So I missed a million miles of fun
I know it’s up for me
Euty steals my post-time
Making sure I’m not in too deep
Euty steals my post-time
Keeping versed and on my feet
I know it’s done for me
Euty steals my post-time
Not as some and hard to see
Euty steals my post-time
Damn it’s dumb to be a lyric theif
Euty steals my post-time
My post-time
Euty steals my post-time
I really need to check Cafe Society more often so that I can get my Euty parody lyric fix.