Stephen King on an opium jag could not have imagined the horror! (WARNING: Oogy)

I did an initial pest control service this afternoon that was THE WORST I’ve done in recent memory.

A private home, apparently a single-parent family, and the woman works in the Bronx, so it seems she keeps an apartment there and comes up to the 'burbs every couple weeks or so. This leaves her six kids (some of whom I assume are adults, she mentioned their work schedules) on their own the rest of the time.

The house stank – stale sweat, old food, dirty clothing, and roaches. Yes, roaches have an odor, and this place had roaches.

Roaches that were trucking around the kitchen floor in broad daylight, roaches that were living in the laptop and the answering machine, little newborn roach nymphs and fat old grandfather roaches, scuttling around everywhere, on the walls, the countertop, the table. There was roach shit crusted everywhere, especially in the cabinets. You couldn’t turn around without seeing a dozen of them.

Ordinarily, I do a clean-out as carefully and methodically as possible, putting gel bait in the cabinet corners and up under the sink and counter overhang. This application was more like caulking a bathtub. I must have used half a tube in the kitchen alone. I was scared to lie on this floor and stick my head under the sink. I’ve dealt with roaches and other vermin for over seven years now, but I was repulsed. I didn’t want any of those little bastards hitching a ride home on me.

I looked in one cabinet and saw at least 50 of them on the underside of the drawer. The only way to rid this house of roaches would be to set it on fire.

Add to this the fact the heat index made it feel like about 105[sup]o[/sup], and I just wanted to get out of there, get home and get into the shower.

We charged them almost twice what we normally charge for an initial service. It wasn’t enough, IMHO.

What a nightmare!

All right everybody, say it with me now…

Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

There were kids living in this? Can you call the health department or something?

bella

There is only one way to describe this: EWWWWWWWIE!!!

Well…just… ick.

Here here-that sounds like some MAJOR violations!

UGH UGH UGH!!! CPS, definitely!

I don’t feel I can say anything, since I don’t fully know the entire background.

I’m just saying, it was oogy in the extreme.

When your friendly neighborhood hired killer gets grossed out, you know it’s beyond nasty.

eeeeccchhhh!

I think you had it right: Just burn the place down.

Don’t worry, you’ll be doing the world a favor.

I worked a couple of summers at a pest control place, while I went to college. (A rather odd career decision, as I am a certified arachnophobe.)

I had a very similar roach job, that has been burned into my memory. Even though they don’t like the light, you could see roaches scurrying about - because there wasn’t room for any more of them in the crevices! A little roach came out of the mirror hinge on the medicine cabinet in the bathroom when I sprayed.

When we thought we were done, we had the couch tipped over, and heard a rustling sound. We tore open that thin layer of fabric, and there were THOUSANDS of them in there.

::shudder::

And my reaction was the same as yours, belladonna - kids lived there. Even the owner of the company, who’s seen it all, was shaken up. I’ll never forget he said, “I would have my family sleep out in the car before I let my kids be in a situation like that.”

Wear earplugs, nostril plugs and sleep with your mouth shut at night! EEEEEEEe-YUCK!

How can anyone live like that? My previous apartment had a sudden infestation just before I moved in with my BF, and I was laying down roach traps and boric acid (Thanks, Unca Cecil!) like it was the siege of Sebastopol. Even one roach is one roach too many!

And subjecting children to that environment is just plain criminal!

So, um, what exactly would cause that many roaches to be in that place? Is it just general bad hygiene or not cleaning enough or something? I can’t imagine anyone being that dirty, you know?

-Turn of the gas and electricity.
-Tent the house.
-Fumigate and inject boric acid EVERYWHERE.
-Un-tent and vacuum with shop vacs
-Strip all walls of paint. Prime and repaint.

yeesh…what am I saying?..

Raze and rebuild.

My GOD man…

I’m pretty sure I would pass out just from seeing that.

This thread is going to give me nightmares. “Oogy” doesn’t even come close to describing it.

The couch… oh sweet Jesus, the couch…

Sorry sir, but let’s not forget that Roaches are an
excellent source of protein, grab a handful out of that old
couch, stir them around in a bowl of honey then saute
in melted butter with a pinch of cinnamon, a crunchy
treat the whole family will enjoy!:cool:

That’s the spirit, ol’ Janx. :smiley:

May I say, once again, how blessed I feel to live in Canada where I have never in my life seen a rat that wasn’t a pet, and we have very few bugs?

I am down with that, featherlou, I am down with that.

Although, twice in as many days I have discovered large harry wolf spiders on my person, which was a tad grotty. Clearly not “Sofa full of Roaches” grotty, but grotty all the same.

I’ve noticed a lot more this year - perhaps its the wet spring.

wolf spiders ->ON YOUR PERSON<-
is more trivial than a couch full of roaches!
-Grrrr- just the thought of that gives me a
terminal case of the hee-bee gee-bees!

Roches, I can handel, spiders NAY WAY!

I had a bit of an oogy today, but nowhere near that scale. I was sitting on my couch watching baseball when I felt something on my leg. I looked down and saw an enornous white rat sitting on my foot trying to climb my leg. I flicked it off, jumped to my feet and prepared to do a George Blanda imitation. But as I was in the middle of my backswing, I noticed that it didn’t have the look of fear I was expecting, it just looked offended, and that for a rat it looked an awful lot like a pet ferret. I got to walk around the neigborhood carrying it asking my neighbors if they knew whose it was. For the record if anyone is considering a career as a door-to-door ferret salesman I would advise against it, for some reason people don’t react very well when they open the door to see someone holding a huge rodent. Finally found his house though.

My SIL is an occupational therapist in Missouri, and she works for a publicly funded agency that provides such services at reduced cost to those who can qualify. They make home visits, and one of these was to a similarly infested home. Roaches out in broad daylight, in the cereal boxes, on about any random surface in the place, in the refridgerator. She called HHS or whatever agency in that state has responsibility, and was told that they couldn’t do anything, it was a lifestyle choice :eek:

She wouldn’t go into the house during subsequent visits, they did the child’s therapy in the yard. She was terrified of taking the little blighters along to her next call. The mother wasn’t terribly concerned, said they had tried, but just couldn’t get rid of them. SIL was able to find some state office that was able to help get an exterminator, and finally got the place livable again.