Steve, Don't Eat It!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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This is one of the funniest and grossest things I’ve ever encountered online: “Steve, Don’t Eat It!”, a blog where a guy named Steve eats and reviews all kinds of disgusting foods. You’ll be surprised a lot of this stuff even exists, but Steve finds it, samples it, and lets us know just how bad (or occasionally good) it was. He is taking culinary bullets for us all.

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

There’s plenty of salty language and some nasty-looking food pictures, so I recommend you don’t read the site at work. You’ll laugh, wince, and squirm uncomfortably, though!

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That’s some funny shiz.

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The Sneeze is on my regular list of blogs – I check it out a couple times a week. He does some great interviews, here is one with the inventor of the Fedex logo, and here with a MythBuster.

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Oh lawd, I’m just getting to the prison wine bit. Loller. That is really taking one for the team. :smiley:

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Pretty funny stuff. But why didn’t he call it Don’t Eat It, Steve?

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I wonder if Steve is any relative of Giraffe link

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My thought exactly. Giraffe’s gonna eat that site up.

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I have got to give Steve my recipe for cream of phleghm soup.

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Wow-- two of his entries reminded me of James Joyce. No, seriously!

“What is a home without Plumtree’s Potted Meat? Incomplete. With it – an abode of bliss.”

“I had to get him to suck them they were so hard he said it was sweeter and thicker than cows then he wanted to milk me into the tea well he’s beyond everything…”

Now if only he’d brave the kidney pie… Hmmm… I wonder if Steve has a heroic surname? :smiley:

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Well I’ve had steak and kidney pie at the King’s Head in Santa Monica, and it wasn’t any big deal. To be frank, I haven’t ordered it again, but that’s mostly because I don’t care for the way the King’s Head serves meat pies. I’ll tell you my surname if you want to know.

Actually, no I won’t in the interest of perserving anonymity.

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The entry with prison wine had me rolling.

And so THAT’S what corn smut is! I’ll pass.

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Thanks, Big Bad Voodoo Lou, for that link. F*cking hilarious.

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This is the bit I was thinking of, which sounds a little like something that Steve would write if he were a bit more genteel:

I’m embarrassed to have misremembered it that badly, after reading Ulysses nine times. Yes, nine times. I likes me some James Joyce. :o

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Yeah. In Iowa, they wouldn’t even slop pigs with that stuff. And in Mexico, human beings not only eat it, but consider it a delicacy. Whatta world, huh?

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That’s a hilarious site.

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I rate it Very Funny. A friend told me about that site a few weeks ago, but I forgot to check it out until now.

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I like the crazy tatooed guy. “Look out! I’m crazy!”

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:smack:

Sorry, wrong thread.

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Wonderful: I bookmarked it for my dieting pleasure. May I link to “Eve, Don’t Eat It?”

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Thanks, Lou. I just spent the last hour giggling my fanny off (oh if were only that easy). It’s appropriately bookmarked for my future pleasure.