I like this and think there is a play crying out to be written…
Scene 1
DAY
Location: A boardroom, with a valuable wooden table and plush chairs. There is a side table with bottles of mineral water and glasses.
Door opens.
A number of well-dressed businessmen enter, followed by an attractive female secretary.
One businessman (Keyser Soze) strides to the head of the table and sits. The others make way for him, showing a mixture of deference and fear.
Keyser Soze: Be seated gentlemen. (He waves a hand dismissively.) Miss Lemon, I’ll have a water.
The secretary (Miss Lemon) pours a drink and brings it to Soze.
The businessmen sit down. One of them, with a deferental air, hands round copies of a sheet of paper.
Keyser Soze: I bring the March meeting of the museum committee to order. The first item on the agenda is - Wormtongue?
Wormtongue (the obseqious man): Ah, Sir, it’s the minutes of the previous meeting.
Keyser Soze: We don’t need those read. (Aggressively) Any objections?
The other men look down, refusing to mee his gaze.
Keyser Soze: Good. Next?
Wormtongue: Sir, it’s stolen paintings.
Keyser Soze: Really? Very well, read the list.
Wormtongue: Yes Sir. The first item is Edvard Munch’s ‘The Scream’.
Businessman1 (Lestrade): Wasn’t that recovered?
Keyser Soze: (grinning) Yes of course. No doubt about it. Move on.
Wormtongue: The next item is L.S. Lowry’s ‘Two Women and Children’.
Businessman2 (Bertie Wooster): Is he English? What’s his style?
Businessman1 (Lestrade): He did stick figures. Actually the painting in Mr. Soze’s office is a fine example of the genre.
Heads turn to Keyser Soze, then quickly look away.
Keyser Soze: (frowning) Thank you Lestrade for that … interesting … observation. (Lestrade pales).
This meeting is now over.
Miss Lemon and all businessmen (except for Lestrade), plus hurry out the room. Lestrade seems unable to move as Soze stares menacingly at him.
Keyser Soze: Lestrade … don’t let me detain you.
Lestrade runs out the room.
FADE