Especially if you’re a turtle.
Say, if it breathes through it’s ass, is it’s name “Bush”? 
While my deepest sympathies are with that shark, I must ask what your link has to do with the thread…
That evil butt-breathing er I mean swimming Aussie turtle er I mean British comedian who kills sharks er I mean breathes through his ass.
Yeah!
Quoting me, I might add.
SD Staff George.
To be sure, we’ve got some weird and unique critters down here. And doubtless, a turtle which can both breathe air through it’s lungs, AND obtain oxygen by filtering water thru it’s arsehole is a mighty fine example, rivalled only perhaps by the absolute pinnacle of weirdness, the platypus.
Sadly, however, European colonisation has introduced such horrible feral creatures like foxes and domestic cats - both of which are now roaming in the millions in feral mode throughout the Australian landscape. The general consensus is that no animal under 12 inches in height is safe from extinction - which is just a dreadful situation.
It’s so bad that the Victorian State government recently placed a bounty on feral foxes - animals which are simply amazing in their ability to kill local marsupials. Basically this means if you have a rifle license, you can go out hunting and bring back the carcasses and collect cash.
Why is this a Pit thread?