I just finally signed up for Netflix, and have been watching, amongst other things, the Top Gear eps they have available, since I found season 12 first, I’ve been working backwards through the seasons, I’m on Season 10 now…
Anyway, I absolutely loved the Lorry Challenge from Ep 1 of S-12, especially the trailering challenges, highlights included;
The repaint job on the trucks, I especially loved Clarkson’s “Mad Max” blackout job, as well as the issues he had with reduced windscreen visibility from his blackout job…
[spoiler]Clarkson’s and Hamster’s cargo, Hamster was given a compact car to carry, unrestrained in his trailer, and Clarkson’s cargo of a bunch of hay bales at the front of his trailer… and an “electric fire” space heater at the far end…
Seeing Hammond (the supposed most “experienced” truck driver) have his hookup problems at the start of the test, causing his unrestrained compact car slam into the front or the trailer was just the start of his issues, culminating with him losing the car out of the back of the trailer on a hillclimb
Yet, the most enduring (and hillarious) image of the trailering test is seeing Clarkson’s blacked out Magnum climbing the hill…towing a FLAMING trailer!..
Of course, the best challenge was Hamster’s hillclimb challenge, the “precious item” put behind the trailer was “Oliver”, Hamster’s Opel Kadett that he brought home from the African challenge, a car that Hamster had fallen in love with…
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Anyway, to get to the point of this thread, I always enjoyed their introductions of their “tame racing driver”, and thought it’d be amusing to do similarly styled intros, but designed for your place of work, first, state what type of work you do, and then do your Stig announcements
If you’re not familiar with the Stig intros, click here
So, to start;
MacTech; Computer repair industry
Some say he invented the Zero… and that he can format a hard drive by merely thinking about it, all we know, is he’s called The Stig
Some say his native tongue is binary code…and that Windows 7 really was HIS idea, all we know, is he’s called The Stig
Some say that he invented the Internet (Al Gore was just riding on his coat tails, the piker!) and that his favorite breakfast is floppy disks, all we know is he’s called The Stig
Some say he invented Steve Jobs, and that he’s mortally terrified of SCSI cables, all we know is… he’s called The Stig