Funny story: There used to be a tavern that we’d frequent now and then that had the absolute BEST food…yet the more the toilets were flushed…the more the place would smell like sulphur, especially in the bathrooms. Got to the point that we’d have to cover our faces with our shirts in order to use the facilities on busy nights, it stunk so bad!!
We used to call the place, “Stinky Point”, it was sooo bad…and we ALL know what sulphur smells like!! Can’t believe the place had such a following as it was always packed!!
The problem was from the well though…as it was sulphur. Best tasting well water ever as they had a filtration filter on their bar system…yet none on the bathroom system.
People that frequented the place often just sort of got used to it I guess…yet the second we walked into the place, it smelled like rotten eggs…and I naturally blamed my new hubby who’d never been there before…
His reply was, “Wasn’t me!! Good GAWD, who cut the cheese!?”…putting it nicely as my hubby swears like a sailor. He turned around and said, “We’re outta here…that things got HANG time…someone’s a darned pig in there…”
Joke was on my hubby though as again, he’d never been there before!! All the way home he complained about the pig that stunk up the entire bar; how sick and wrong it was to do that during the dinner crowd…spoiling appetites, etc. Said the guy that broke wind like that needed to see a doctor!! LOL!!!
The fact that my hubby couldn’t understand why I couldn’t stop laughing my butt off as he went on and on about how disgusted he was at the person that could do such a thing “in a public place right before people eat dinner”…and that the person should get some manners and seriously see a doctor…
I couldn’t stop laughing and he found that strange also. His reply to my laughter was, “I don’t understand how you find something so disgusting as that funny…you don’t see ME doing something like that. At least I wait until I get home!!”
That made me laugh even harder…and he started laughing too. Said, “Well…it’s true…” At that time we were both laughing as he said, “Feel sorry for the poor guys wife he’s going to blame it on since there’s no dog around…”
Never did tell him it was the sulphur wells that made the place stink…HA!!