Stock Markets, Tariffs, Coronavirus

Again, you’re fantasizing, making up things, and accusing me of them. Since when did I ever, ever mention “my investing strategy”?

My investment strategy? I was born to a wealthy family. Lots of inheritance money in accounts I barely even look at, just have my guy rebalance them. Cool trick if you can manage it. I even get a free dinner every year and invites to the money managers swank Christmas party!