I’d go with"tighty-wighty waists" (“tightywightywaists”?) – it’s got rhyme, alliteration, and nice cadence.
Why wouldn’t you do this via PM if you sincerely aren’t trying to catch someone in the act of failing?
Where’s the fun in that?
So my congratulating posters on their weight loss success and digging up citations is just “dressing up” to conceal evil intent. Got it.
Wake up from your nap, did you?
For the sake of all that is good in this world, you nasty little troll, find a goat, a nice bridge, and hibernate for the fucking winter.
Perhaps, but it makes it reasonable to ask them questions about it.
That’s an interesting definition of “singling people out” you have. The fact is that if people tell me that they have had some weight loss success, I typically ask if I can follow up with them down the road. And if they agree, and I remember, I usually do.
No. See below.
Ummm, no. Of course I used some of your words to provide a definition of “poll.” But I did not hold them out as being exactly your words. By accusing me of misquoting you, you were implying that I was falsely representing that you had used certain words which you in fact had not. Which I did not do.
Now kindly admit that I did not misquote you and apologize for your dishonesty.
Last time I will ask.
And just so we are clear, it is your position that if I have a general practice of asking questions of people who volunteer information on a topic, that counts as “singling people out”?
Sure, the subject came up in this thread.
Has this ultimatum ever, in your entire life, actually worked? Any result other than the person laughing in your face? I’m at a loss to picture it.
But by all means, keep it up. It never stops being hilarious.
No it didn’t. You yourself said that you had no interest in peoples actual weight loss and that you only ask to make people feel bad about themselves.
That is despicable.
Sure it did. In post #59, Zuzu said, among other things, this:
Before that post, I never asked Zuzu anything about her diet/weight loss experience.
Can you quote me where I said that? Which thread and post number?
It’s also despicable to mischaracterize peoples’ statements, agreed?
Now please quote me where I said, in substance or effect, I have no interest in peoples actual weight loss and that you only ask to make people feel bad about themselves.
TIA.
Sharp as a bean bag chair, as always.
Are you calling me a liar? You need to apologize for your behavior.
Not yet. First I’m giving you a chance to back up your accusation.
Please quote me where I said, in substance or effect, I have no interest in peoples actual weight loss and that I only ask to make people feel bad about themselves.
If you substantiate your claim, then of course I will apologize. Just as you should apologize if you are unable to substantiate your claim.
Please quote me where I said, in substance or effect, I have no interest in peoples actual weight loss and that I only ask to make people feel bad about themselves. Please provide the thread and post number.
Failing that, please admit I said no such thing and apologize.
Your choice.
Excuse me? Are you calling me a liar a second time?
Sorry, that’s it, you’re done. I don’t associate or talk with people who go around accusing people of being liars because they refuse to admit they said something just so they can make some kind of stupid point in their made up point system in an argument just so they can feel good about themselves.
I say good day.
I wasn’t before, but now I am.
Complete lie.
No, you are despicable for your false accusation.
Anyway, I don’t engage with people who misrepresent what I say. Besides which, you are a thoroughly despicable human being.
Goodbye, liar.
You certainly sound like a liar. “You said this” “Prove it” “Are you calling me a liar? Why… I’m so shocked I may pass out from the vapors! Oh goodness me! The outrage! There’s no way I’m going to prove it now. Good day sir!”
If he said this, post it.
Darn, and now Drunky Smurf becomes one of the elite team* of dopers that belong to the list of the “banned”** by brazil that are usually the smartest dopers around…
"What?!? Drunky Smurf is a member too?!
There goes the neighborhood!" 
*Not a small group really, I think brasil just sees a wall of white when he comes to the SDMB and he can only see the low hanging fruit that is not in his ignore list. 
** Actually a badge of honor.